These lollipops don’t suck
July 31, 2008
I’ve heard of sucking out the venom if a scorpion stings you, but sucking on a scorpion period?! That’s out of control! These Scorpion Lollipops from CandyFavorites.com are so gross they’re good. These edible insects will make you feel like you’re part of some ancient tribal civilization…uh…that knows how to make sweets.
Violation: Rockin’ the house down
July 30, 2008
Sometimes I rock out so hard it should be against the law. Which is precisely why I need this cool Police Line Nylon Guitar Strap from Zzounds.com. This strap is strapping, and not only if you’re Sting of the Police.
I’ll be in the Wine Cellar
July 29, 2008
I enjoy wine. My husband enjoys wine. We’d like to enjoy fine wine all the time. Once my son leaves for college, we’re turning his bedroom into a wine tasting room. Get this- the team from Vigilant Wine Cellar Showcase will come to your house and help you Design your own Wine Cellar! You choose the room, they’ll handle the rest.
Take a chill and call me in the morning
July 24, 2008
The last time I went to my doctor I told him it hurt when I moved my wrist. He said “So don’t move it.” To thank him for all of the priceless advice and medical expertise over the years, I’m getting him this Funny Prescription Pad from Gifts for Medical Professionals.
Here comes the bouquet
July 23, 2008
I’ve never caught a bouquet at a wedding before, and I’m tired of it. There’s always some other chick who’s more determined, has better hand-eye coordination, or just wants it more. So the next time I’m invited to my best friend’s wedding, I’m bringing my own bouquet. This gorgeous arrangement of Silk Flowers from Quality Silk Plants looks so real, they’re giving me hay fever.
You spin me right round baby
July 22, 2008
All guys love multi-functional items…two-in ones, three-in-ones…we just can’t get enough of the in-ones… This Crosley Songwriter Recordable Turntable available at Brookstone is more than just a record player and CD burner in one, it’s my new best friend.
Call me the African Queen
July 21, 2008
I’m a woman who loves to play dress up. I also love sprucing up my pad with cool ethnic home decor. This African Tikar Mask from Eastern Art Arcade combines both my love for the dramatic, and my love for interior design. I can dress up or scare my son with it, then hang it on the wall to make a lovely wall centerpiece. It’s so regal I feel like I just won the Immunity Idol on Survivor.
Be Still my Heart Ring
July 18, 2008
This glass stone ring is my only heart’s desire from Forzieri online jewelry stores
Everybody wears their hearts on their sleeves, I’d rather wear my heart on my finger. This exquisite Heart Glass Stone Ring from Forzieri makes my heart beat faster that watching a Justin Timberlake video.
Too Cool for Stool
July 17, 2008
My wife won’t let me buy a new Mustang, but she didn’t say anything about buying a new Mustang Bar Stool. I’m setting this sleek stool from Dallas Mustang right at the kitchen counter. That is, until the wife moves it into the garage.
Spunky monkey, that funky monkey
July 16, 2008
Work is tough. Don’t get me wrong, my job is more fun than a barrel of monkeys, but when I’ve had a particularly difficult day at the office I like to go home and cuddle with my Spunky Monkey…and no, I don’t mean my husband. This adorable Stuffed Monkey from Garden Botanika is not only cute, but he’s aromatherapeutic.
Wine charmed, I’m sure
July 15, 2008
I don’t know about you, but I hate it when someone swipes my just poured glass of vintage 1986 Merlot. That was a very good year. These precious New England Wine Charms from Hampshire Pewter will keep everyone away from my oaky, complex, with just a hint of berry flavored vino.
Mask of my dreams
July 14, 2008
I’ve mastered taking photographs on land, now I want to master taking them under water. This Digital Snorkel Mask from Herrington catalog houses a 5 megapixel camera built right into the frame and works up to 15′ deep!
