Dog Tie one on with a neck tie that’s gone to the dogs
They say that a dog is man’s best friend.
I disagree. I believe that a dog is a woman’s best friend for the majority of the time, unless the man has bacon in his pocket.
Next Friday is National Bring Your Dog to Work Day, so I’m going to make sure my sensational Scotty, Madison, makes a good first impression on the boss with this cool Poochie Dog Tie from Fetch Dog.
Maybe she’ll even get a temp job out of it. She can fetch just about anything.
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Retro cell phone handset brings retro style to your cell
I hate cell phones. iPhones, Androids, you name it, I hate ‘em.
Why? It costs me money every time I hear my ringtone. It’s not the minutes, I’ve got unlimited ones. It’s usually my daughter asking for money.
Another reason why I hate cell phones is that it makes it too easy to talk to people. I hate talking to people. In fact, when most people call me, I play a recording of Chewbacca until they hang up. Plus, all of this new 3G, 4G, touchscreen technology mumbo jumbo is impossible to keep up with. And haven’t you heard? If you hold a cell phone to your ear long enough, it will give you cancer.
If I had it my way, I’d go back to the good old days when we had uncomplicated, uncancerous rotary phones.
What’s that? Now there’s a way that I can use my cell phone and still enjoy the comfort of cradling a classic receiver to my ear with the Retro Cell Phone Hansdset from X-Treme Geek?
Now, when someone calls, I just might answer.
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