Funny calendars – Betty White calendar adds some fun to your cubicle
Most guys my age have crushes on chicks that are half their age. Pretty young things like Megan Fox, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson… They just don’t do it for me. I need a woman of substance, a woman with a history under her belted pantsuit.
I need Betty White.
Now I can feast my eyes on Betty all year round thanks to Calendars.com and their inspiring collection of funny calendars, my favorite featuring the quintessential funny lady who made those other three Golden Girls look like chopped liver, my beloved Bets.
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Funny cufflinks for men who need more Facebook friends
Let me first preface this product review by pointing out that anyone who is savvy at social media knows that F ME is not an expletive. On the contrary, F Me is a very positive and endearing phrase that translates to Facebook Me and/or Follow Me, complimentary and sometimes desperate pleas to get someone to accept your friendship via Facebook.
With that said, please F Me. Seriously, so far I have 390 friends and I have set a personal goal to reach the 400 friend mark by Labor Day, so if you have an active Facebook account and promise not to litter my Wall with photos of kittens, F Me, F Me please.
Or perhaps I should snag a pair of these funny cufflinks inspired by Facebook from Cufflinks.com, then I can just F myself.
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Apple Magic Mouse – The first multi-touch mouse from Apple
Do I believe in magic?
Not really, but I do believe in the Apple Magic Mouse.
This smooth, seamless little wireless mouse from MacConnection puts all other mice to shame. Taking a cue from the revolutionary iPhone and the iTouch, its state-of-the-art Multi-Touch surface allows you to use gestures to swipe through photos and scroll down web pages. Pretty sweet if I do say so myself, and the entire mouse is the button so you can click anywhere.
I’m telling you, magical.
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Bowel support for when your bowels become irritable during Thanksgiving
I’m a healthy eater 364 days of the year but on Thanksgiving Day, all of my healthy eating habits go out the window.
Turkey, yams, white meat, dark meat, thick gravy, cranberry relish, greenbean casserole, buttermilk biscuits, creamed corn, 5 kinds of pie… if it’s on the table, it’s going in my stomach.
Fast forward a half hour later, and my bowels will begin to seek their revenge. I don’t want to have to regret a single bite of holiday spread, so this year I’m arming myself with Bowel EZ Bowel Support from ProHealth.
This is going to be the best Thanksgiving ever…
I feel it in my gut.
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These mini tarts fulfill all of my hot tart cravings
A man can never have too many tarts sitting around.
I especially love a good tart after a hard day at work, after a nightcap, just before bed and twice every year on my Birthday. The guys at David’s Cookies offer a scrumptiously appetizing individual assortment of Mini Fruit Tarts that give me a rush every time I need some sugar. Read the rest of this entry »
Hawaiian lei flowers say Aloha at your Hawaiian themed shindig
I just spent my Christmas vacation in Mehico (I know it’s Mexico, but I pronounce it Me-Hee-Co). I had a muy bueno time, me and mi amigo José Cuervo. I ate some enchiladas, won a wet t-shirt contest in Cancun, and learned how to say
¿Dónde está la Biblioteca? which means Where is that hot dance club that sells bibles?
Now I’m back in the old US of A and I’m anxious to travel to another far and distant land. I still have some frequent flyer miles left, so I’m going Hawaii or bust. For my Bon Voyage party I want to see hundreds of these Hawaiian lei flowers from Century Novelty everywhere, to prep me for all the leis I’m gonna get once I hit the Pacific.
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This Custom doormat gives your visitors a customized hello
Hi, I’m Matt.
Let me tell you a little bit about myself. I work at Catalogs.com. I wear flip flops to work. I like Smuckers peanut butter. Everyone likes me, not only at work. Everyone around town knows I’m the Mattster. Everyone in my apartment building knows me, the mailman knows me, even the Chinese food delivery guy knows me. They all know my name because when they come to my door, the first thing they see is this Custom Hi My Name Is Mat Doormat from Catalog Favorites that makes all of my introductions for me.
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Every birthday boy deserves a portable TV with 7 inch color screen
My birthday was Saturday, and I didn’t get any of the things I really wanted…
1. I wanted a new pair of jeans to replace my old ones with the hole in the crotch (even though the old ones did provide a nice central air flow to my nether regions).
2. I wanted a second stripper pole for my office since the one in my apartment was such a success (my abs never looked better).
3. Most of all, I wanted this 7 inch Portable Color TV from Heartland America so I could watch my new girlfriend (she’s a well known television personality, jealous?) whenever it struck my fancy. Read the rest of this entry »
Pole Dancing 101 with the Pyramid Collection
My body is a wonderland, and I need to keep it that way. I get bored of workout regimens pretty easily- running gets old, elliptical machines are so monotonous and Yoga makes me drowsy. I’m always looking for something new which is why this Pole Dancing Kit from The Pyramid Collection is at the top of my holiday Wish List. It will help me maintain my girlish figure…while entertaining a few other girlish figures. Read the rest of this entry »
Award winning train dvds to help you learn your abc’s
I was never great with letters. I still get my b’s and d’s mixed up, not to mention my p’s and q’s. I figured since my job requires mega SEO skills (that’s search engine optimization for all you civilians), I’d better be on top of my keyword discovery and brush up on my abc basics. Join me on my quest for learning as I get on board with these Alphabet Train DVD’s from Lots and Lots Of…
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Where’s the beef? It’s being tenderized by one of the newest, coolest gadgets from Brookestone Stores!
I’m a sports fanatic. I keep the tickets stubs from every game I’ve been to, even from Little League. There’s only one thing I love more than pro sporting events. Meat. Make that two things, meat and beer. There’s nothing better than tailgating with a few buddies before a big game with a case of brewskis on hand, a grill, a few babes and some perfectly tenderized meat. Not necessarily in that order. That’s why I set myself up with one of these Instant Marinater Meat Tenderizers from Brookstone that flava flav my meat in minutes.
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This Halloween won’t stink with fun party costumes, supplies and decorations
Halloween is just around the bend, and I never know what to be. This year I’m taking the guesswork out of Halloween dress up and going as a Whoopie Cushion with this Cool Halloween Costume from Oriental Trading Company.
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