
Disposable contact lenses delivered to your door, from AC Lens
I remember the day I tried on my first pair of contact lenses. It took hours to get the slimy discs in place and I kept having elementary school haunted house flashbacks of fingering a bowlful of grapes charading as eyeballs.
I finally got both lenses in and knew immediately, at the tender age of 12, that my social life was about to change. I was no longer referred to as Fanny Four-Eyes and enjoyed receiving long, lingering glances from the boys who had previously chastised me for my wicked nerdy eyewear.
In exchange for my new outlook on life, I had to deal with the inconvenience of putting them in, taking them out, sterilizing and storing them, so on and so forth. I struggled for years to maintain my new frame-free freedom, then I discovered Air Optix Night & Day, the disposable contact lens that can be worn up to 30 days and nights, delivered to my mailbox in a jiffy from AC Lens.
Night & Day, these contacts are the one.
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Chi ceramic flat iron – Flat iron with Chi ceramic heat makes your hair sing
I’m having a bad case of the weepies and for the life of me, I can’t figure out why.
I’m healthy.
I’m employed.
Today is hump day, so I’m more than half way through the work week…
What on earth is making me feel the same level of anguish I endured when my pet hamster accidentally died while doing laps on my record player?
Hold the phone. I got it. I’m having a bad hair day.
It’s been scientifically proven that having a bad hair day can increase depression levels in women by 57.5%. I’m pretty sure I read that somewhere.
My hair is frizzy, dry and overall, one melancholic mess. Rather than have my shrink fax over a prescription for Prozac, I’m getting to the root of the problem. This CHI Ceramic Flat Iron from Folica.com will help me get my head on straight for only good hair days ahead.
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Sprayology WomanPower – helps you get your mojo back with a few sprays a day
Sometimes we gals are just not feeling it.
It has nothing to do with you, fellas. In today’s hectic world there are times when we women are simply too overworked, too unhappy, too sleepy, too grumpy, sneezy, dopey or bashful to get it on. Sometimes our dwarfed sex drive comes from having a headache, sometimes we just tell you it’s a headache. Sometimes, we’re just not that into it dudes. Again, no offense. It’s not you, it’s us.
A lack of libido is a totally common complaint amongst women and The AMA has even estimated that several million women in the US suffer from what doctors refer to as female sexual arousal disorder or FSAD for short, which is only fitting because a loss of libido is f’in sad in my book.
But now there is help. Now you can increase your sexual vitality as easily as you increase your aerosol deoderant protection with Sprayology WomanPower from mySpaShop.com.
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Scentiments makes me feel like an Angel while I save on hundreds of designer scents
I was born to be bad. B-b-b-b-bad, bad to the bone. I speed and cry to get myself out of tickets, I regift (it’s an art), I leave sunflower seed shells on the floor at work, and when I was in the 6th grade I told everyone in class when Jennifer Bernhardt got her period for the first time. Yeah, I’m pretty much going to hell in a handbasket. No wonder my co-worker Bryan calls me Psycho.
I’m no angel, but that doesn’t mean I can’t smell like one. This Christmas I’m spraying myself from head to toe and everywhere in between with Thierry Mugler’s famous Angel perfume from Scentiments. Maybe it’ll rub off on me in a good way, eliciting some rather angelic behavior. There’s still time to get off of Santa’s naughty list. Read the rest of this entry »

New Garment Guard skin care products make underarm discoloration no sweat
It never fails. I buy my husband and son fresh new packs of crisp Hanes white t-shirts. They’re versatile. My son wears them with jeans for a cool I don’t care how I dress look, and my husband wears them for a preppy Ralph Lauren collegiate look under a polo or dress shirt with a pair of khakis.
Plain white tees are a staple in my house, but after I buy them, it only takes a matter of time (usually a few weeks tops) for these icky yellow stains to appear under the arms giving new meaning to the term sweat shirt. I bleach. I use white vinegar. I use Tide To Go stain pens. I’ve changed their deoderants… all to no avail. It’s the pits. Literally. Then I bought Garment Guard Underarm discoloration pads from bebeautiful. Read the rest of this entry »
June 21st is officially the first day of summer, which leaves me only a handful of days to get this bikini bod in beach bunny shape. I’m ordering one of these Slender Quest Body wraps from Atlantic Tan pronto.
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Like all women I have good hair days, and days when I wish I could wear a showercap to work. My luscious locks need this Rosemary and Cedarwood hair treatment from Neal’s Yard Remedies.
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Blondes have more fun…and more cheap, meaningless dates. I’m thinking of mixing things up a little in the luscious locks department, and I’m starting with this Jessica Simpson prom inspired attachable chignon from WilshireWigs.com
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