I’m no angel
Scentiments makes me feel like an Angel while I save on hundreds of designer scents
I was born to be bad. B-b-b-b-bad, bad to the bone. I speed and cry to get myself out of tickets, I regift (it’s an art), I leave sunflower seed shells on the floor at work, and when I was in the 6th grade I told everyone in class when Jennifer Bernhardt got her period for the first time. Yeah, I’m pretty much going to hell in a handbasket. No wonder my co-worker Bryan calls me Psycho.
I’m no angel, but that doesn’t mean I can’t smell like one. This Christmas I’m spraying myself from head to toe and everywhere in between with Thierry Mugler’s famous Angel perfume from Scentiments. Maybe it’ll rub off on me in a good way, eliciting some rather angelic behavior. There’s still time to get off of Santa’s naughty list.
Get up on the right side of the home tanning bed
I’m ready for bed…tanning bed that is
I’m a newbie here at Catalogs.com which means no more afternoon trips to the beach. I’m a true Floridian at heart and am totally unwilling to become a sad, pale, Casper the friendly ghost version of myself, so I have three options…
One - I can invest in a mega amount of sunless tanning lotion, Two - I can skip work once a week, hoping the boss doesn’t notice my glowing suntanned cheeks or the sand in my hair, or Three - I can sell my queen sized bed and sleep in one of these primo home tanning beds from Atlantic Tan.
Don’t sweat the small stuff
New Garment Guard skin care products make underarm discoloration no sweat
It never fails. I buy my husband and son fresh new packs of crisp Hanes white t-shirts. They’re versatile. My son wears them with jeans for a cool I don’t care how I dress look, and my husband wears them for a preppy Ralph Lauren collegiate look under a polo or dress shirt with a pair of khakis.
Plain white tees are a staple in my house, but after I buy them, it only takes a matter of time (usually a few weeks tops) for these icky yellow stains to appear under the arms giving new meaning to the term sweat shirt. I bleach. I use white vinegar. I use Tide To Go stain pens. I’ve changed their deoderants… all to no avail. It’s the pits. Literally. Then I bought Garment Guard Underarm discoloration pads from bebeautiful.
It’s a wrap
June 21st is officially the first day of summer, which leaves me only a handful of days to get this bikini bod in beach bunny shape. I’m ordering one of these Slender Quest Body wraps from Atlantic Tan pronto.
Good hair day
Like all women I have good hair days, and days when I wish I could wear a showercap to work. My luscious locks need this Rosemary and Cedarwood hair treatment from Neal’s Yard Remedies.
Hair’s to you
Blondes have more fun…and more cheap, meaningless dates. I’m thinking of mixing things up a little in the luscious locks department, and I’m starting with this Jessica Simpson prom inspired attachable chignon from WilshireWigs.com
