Shoes for your Aunt Flo
Tie espadrilles with adorable rope tie detail
I’m currently suffering from PMS. Purchase Many Shoes Syndrome.
Once a month like clockwork I get crabby, grouchy, my feet get crampy and I have unmanageable shoe mood swings. One minute I’m wearing flats, the next I switch to boots, then sandals, Converse, jelly shoes and so on. Then I cry, damn all my shoes to hell, throw a few houseplants and eat a quart of Ben and Jerry’s Triple Caramel Chunk ice cream. Once my seizures have subsided and I’ve had a double dose of Extra-Strength Motrin, I’m still depressed, mopey and think I look fat. Sadly, the only cure for me is to buy another pair of cute shoes like these Red Tie Espadrilles from AB Lambdin Shoes - Exclusively at Spiegel. They’re adorable, they take the pain away, and they’re better than chocolate…until next month.
What can I say? It’s an endless cycle.
Get off on the right Foot Petal
Look hot while giving a rest to tired female soles
Fact. Women love to wear high heel shoes. Manolo Blahniks, Jimmy Choos, Christian Louboutins, they’re all our best friends. We lust after 4 inch stilettos, knee high boots and wedges the same way men lust after imported beer. They hurt, they’re hard to walk in, they squish our little piggies that went to market and leave our beautiful soles full of corns, calluses and cramps. But alas, we love them. Why? Because they’re pretty. We haven’t got time for the pain, so what are female soles to do? Invest in Killer Kushionz from Foot Petals.com, that’s what.
Gimme a break shoe
My son is totally gonna love me when I bring these Orchid Break Shoes home from DansComp.com home. He says “Sneaks are a big deal Mom, if I don’t have the right footwear, I’ll be like a total social outcast.”
Give a Holla for these Hullas
I’m a short girl. Me tiny. Big shoes good. Big shoes make me tall. Big shoes make me feel less like third grade girl. This is precisely why I can’t wait to slip my tootsies into these super high Steve Madden Hulla Sandals from Massey.com.
