Flipping out over my flip cam
Digital HD Camcorders to digitally film your life in HD
My life is so grand, it deserves to be recorded in Hi-definition. For your consideration, I have comprised a Top 10 list of reasons why I am in love with my new Flip HD Digital Camcorder from TigerDirect.
1. It’s small and fits daintily in my purse
2. It has a nice wide screen
3. It has a brilliant Hi-Def picture
4. It’s simple to use, even for the electronically uninclined
5. I can hook it up to my computer easily
6. It has over 2 whole hours of recording time
7. It has super duper zooming technology
8. It can take stills
9. I haven’t broken it yet
10. I can film anytime, anyplace, anywhere…
In fact, I’m filming you right now.
I want my Apple TV
Apple television turns your widescreen television into an Apple TV multiplex
I hate watching television on my computer. My screen is too small, my desk chair too uncomfy and my connection not fast enough. I realize I may be coming off as a bratty digital Goldilocks of the new millennium, but I want my TV shows crisp, clear and on the big screen where they belong, which is why I hooked myself up with an Apple TV that is juuuust riiiight.
You haven’t experienced the next wave of television and digital entertainment until you’ve experienced Apple Television, aka Apple TV from MacMall. It’s TV, and then some.
She USB toys with my emotions
USB Toy that makes my computer’s USB H-O-T
I have a dirty little secret.
I really dig computer time. Whether on my desktop at work or my laptop at home, I am completely and utterly addicted to my cyberlife. Lately I’ve been working, surfing and emailing all morning, noon and night with only a few breaks here and there to walk the dog. I don’t mind carpal tunnel syndrome, back strain, vision problems, muscle spasms or the imminent threat of arthritis. I’m addicted to my computer and it’s all this USB Toy Stripper’s fault.
She’s blonde, she’s sexy, and she dances whenever I turn her on (which is all the time, thank you very much). My pole dancing honey from Bud K Catalog is hooked up to my computer and keeps me thoroughly entertained with a wink, a smile and some killer badonkadonk. Even if I’m having trouble backing up my files, I just give her a dollar and she makes it happen.
Reach out and iTouch someone
This Apple gadget lets you app ’til your heart’s content
I’m not one to get jealous. No, that’s a vicious lie. I totally get jealous. I’m jealous of Heidi Klum’s legs, Joe Biden’s smile and the lady at the next table at lunch who ordered a better looking sandwich than mine.
The most current instance where my insane jealousy reared it’s ugly head was a few weeks ago when my co-workers Amy and Jody were comparing their iPhones and all their primo features that trumped my video iPod. There they were, showing off their apps, making my iPod feel like it was a slab of Taco Bell ground beef next to their filet mignons. It made my silicone skin crawl. I needed a new Apple gadget, and I needed it fast. One visit to MacMall for the new iTouch Apple gadget is all I needed to calm the green-eyed beast.
Sleep in heavenly peace
This therapy pillow gives me a therapeutic night’s sleep, finally
It’s never a silent night in my house.
I have 2 teenagers, and it’s been 6 years, 4 months, 13 days and 9 hours since I’ve had a good night’s sleep. I know, I’ve counted. I’m too busy thinking about all the work I need to do, all the pitches I need to make, all the bacon I need to bring home and all the kids I have to raise. Instead of crying tears on my pillow every night from all my accumulated stress, I can now be soothed by my favorite mellow sounds of Sade’s “Smooth Operator” or Enya’s “Orinoco Flow” thanks to this Sleep Oasis Therapy Pillow from Soundbytes.
This is how I roll
Custom license plate frame that scrolls custom messages below my plate to all my homies
Advertising 101: The best advertising is free advertising. Which is why I picked up this scrolling Custom License Plate Frame from Science Kit catalog. I can flash messages day and night so all drivers behind me can read: “CATALOGS.COM #1!” And when I’m off the clock, I can scroll-
HOW’S MY DRIVING?
RICH GUY
STILL 29
HONK IF U LIKE 2 SAIL!
Or if I see some reckless driver cut off someone else I can flash:
NO HE DI’ENT!
I’ll be watching you
Every birthday boy deserves a portable TV with 7 inch color screen
My birthday was Saturday, and I didn’t get any of the things I really wanted…
1. I wanted a new pair of jeans to replace my old ones with the hole in the crotch (even though the old ones did provide a nice central air flow to my nether regions).
2. I wanted a second stripper pole for my office since the one in my apartment was such a success (my abs never looked better).
3. Most of all, I wanted this 7 inch Portable Color TV from Heartland America so I could watch my new girlfriend (she’s a well known television personality, jealous?) whenever it struck my fancy.
Wake up to more cowbell
Udderly cool alarm clocks featuring loud cows
I’m not a morning person. I value my sleep and my beauty rest more than anything. What really gets my goat is being woken up during my most peaceful stages of REM by irritating monotone alarm clocks (especially if I’m in the middle of my favorite recurring dream starring me and Hugh Jackman on a stranded beach in Australia…yum).
As much as I value my sleep, I also value a good laugh, which is exactly what I get when I wake up to my Wacky Waker alarm clock from Nasco Farm and Ranch.
If he only had a heart
Play with your own personal Robot boy toy from Hammacher Schlemmer
When I was a kid my favorite cartoon was The Jetsons. I sat for hours in front of the television fascinated by the life and times of the futuristic George Jetson, his boy Elroy, daughter Judy and Jane his wife. But my most belovéd Jetson character was hands down, Rosie the Robot - the sweet, caring, charming maid with a mothering quality that made me want to crawl all up in her apron.
It’s not just Rosie, I have a thing for robots in general (C3PO and Wall-E are so hot), so if anyone wants to make me happy this Christmas, they’ll slip the World’s Smallest Humanoid Robot from Hammacher Schlemmer into my stocking.
Cool way to pass the time
Head to Brookstone Stores for the newest mens gadgets your pals will envy
What time is it? Time to buy my wife a birthday present. I got her some chocolates this morning, but I feel pretty guilty for buying myself one of the Newest Mens Gadgets from Brookstone instead. This Digital Photo Watch is exactly what I’d want for my birthday. Too bad my birthday is in May.
Watch your back
Keep great time with hi-tech tactical watches and other 511 tactical gear
Getting my husband and son to keep a watch longer than a month without breaking it is truly a Mission Impossible. That’s why I’m getting them both these hi-tech, state of the art Field Ops Tactical Watches from 511 Tactical Series, just like the ones real life law enforcement pros use. I’m betting Ethan Hunt had one just like it.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to check out this watch and bask in all it’s tactical glory.
Don’t give me any lip
Get a batch of pepper spray and become a lipstick vigilante
172 women are physically assaulted ever hour. I don’t like those statistics. I have more than enough stress in my life being a successful business woman and Mom without having to worry about looking over my shoulder every minute. Once the sun’s gone down, whether I’m leaving the mall or the grocery store by myself, I always feel like somebody’s watching me.
Maybe I’m paranoid, maybe I’m just the right amount of paranoid. Thankfully, I have the power to punish unruly criminal suspects, mete out street justice and quell civil unrest when I’m armed and dangerous with this tube of Lipstick Pepper Spray from Defense Pro USA.
