Fabio Fabio, wherefore art thou Fabio?
Historical romance books get me all worked up with romance at work
I’m stuck working on the day after Christmas. Bah humbug. It’s dead here. Bryan, Samara, Jody and I have just finished playing spin the bottle and don’t know what else to do for the next six to seven hours. There’s still a vat of egg nog at home with my name on it, and I haven’t had a chance to play with any of the toys and gadgets Santa left under my tree.
I have two choices.
1. I can either cry about it and pout…or
2. I can hit the books.
I’m going for option two and hitting the books. The books from Dorchester Publishing that is. I always keep a romance book tucked away in my desk drawer for such an occasion. For some, their weakness is black label Scotch. For me, it’s hot Roman dudes like the one on the cover of this Sword of Rome historical romance book. I have four words for you ladies…Va, va va voom.
Be fooled by the rocks that I got
Bling it on with this icy cool simulated diamond ring
Confession. Everyone knows I’m totally gullible. I believe everything anyone ever tells me without batting an eyelash. For instance:
Bryan: “Hey Linda, the world is ending in 20 years.”
Me: “Really? Let’s hit Vegas!”
Richard: “Hey Linda, I’m giving you a 75% raise!”
Me: “You’re the best boss ever!”
Trish: “Hey Linda, I went on a date with People’s Sexiest Man Alive Hugh Jackman last night!”
Me: “Oh my God, is he a good kisser?!!”
Yes. It’s that bad. I don’t have one skeptical bone in my body, which is why I refuse to believe that this Simulated Diamond Ring from Diamond Essence isn’t real.
Be Still my Heart Ring
This glass stone ring is my only heart’s desire from Forzieri online jewelry stores
Everybody wears their hearts on their sleeves, I’d rather wear my heart on my finger. This exquisite Heart Glass Stone Ring from Forzieri makes my heart beat faster that watching a Justin Timberlake video.
Score the family jewels
I love jewelry. Show me a woman who doesn’t love jewelry and I’ll call her a liar liar pants on fire. No offense, but I would sell my own family for this Family zodiac necklace from WStardesigns.com. Okay, maybe not the entire family…just Uncle Marty.
