Funny calendars – Betty White calendar adds some fun to your cubicle
Most guys my age have crushes on chicks that are half their age. Pretty young things like Megan Fox, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson… They just don’t do it for me. I need a woman of substance, a woman with a history under her belted pantsuit.
I need Betty White.
Now I can feast my eyes on Betty all year round thanks to Calendars.com and their inspiring collection of funny calendars, my favorite featuring the quintessential funny lady who made those other three Golden Girls look like chopped liver, my beloved Bets.
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Apology greeting cards that say I’m sorry when a work apology is in order
To err is human. This is my mantra.
What can I say, sometimes I mess up at work. Everyone does. There are months when I don’t make my sales quota, Jody forgets to take out the recycling bin, Samara makes typos and Matt leaves a rank smelling mess in the office fridge.
Normally, we would just bow our heads in shame, avoiding eye contact with the Boss man, but now we can all join hands together in acceptance of our office failures and send Apology Greeting Cards from CEO Cards that make amends, and keep us employed.
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Crystal business card holder holds women’s business cards in style
We’re all getting new business cards this week, and I’m excited. I love making new business contacts, almost as much as I love me a good peach martini (and the inevitable karaoke that soon follows). So in preparation of my brand spanking new executive business cards, I’m rewarding myself with this pretty women’s Crystal Business card holder from Add A Link of Charm that will express my love for both business, and pleasure.
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Stationery notes in note cubes that express your feelings
Sometimes it’s difficult for co-workers to read my moods. Some consider me a man of few words and many grunts. It’s actually relatively easy to tell whether I’m happy as a clam or mad as a scientist, just check out what post-it notes I’m using from my Magic Cube of Stationery Notes from Current.
For example, here’s a post-it summation of this work week.
Monday – Happy. Took a personal day.
Tuesday – Grumpy. 3794 emails to sort through from taking personal day.
Wednesday – Hungry. Wish Jody would get me some McDonalds.
Thursday – Indifferent. So I get swine flu, big whoop.
Friday - Annoyed. People are stupid.
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Funny sticky notes for funny post it note recycling
I have 453 yellow post it notes stuck on my desk.
I’m a busy guy with lots of ideas, and I need to keep track of them somewhere. Most of them are chores for Nigel, some are reminders to pick up eggs, and others are cutting edge ideas I’ve come up with to revolutionize the catalog industry.
We’ve been recycling here at Catalogs.com for awhile now and I’m excited to report that I’ve finally discovered a product that will help me recycle the millions of ideas that filter through my brain, ultimately ending up on post-it after post-it. These Funny Origami Sticky Notes from Delight.com allow me to keep my valuable ideas while creating beautiful origami shapes out of them. And they make great Hannukah gifts! Read the rest of this entry »
Make a date to buy a stylish day planner from Day Runner
My schedule is always pretty hectic, especially around the holidays. I don’t mean to brag, but I’m a pretty popular lady with a social calendar that’s always full. I used to scribble all of my meetings, contacts, dates and birthdays on yellow post it notes, but that got messy. I tried writing dates down on my hand, but they’d always get smeared across my forehead by the end of the day. I’m tired of not knowing whether I’m coming or going and running around like a chicken with her head cut off, so I’m treating myself to this lovely Suede Edge Day Planner from Day Runner® to keep me organized in style.
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Clever home office decor that bosses me around
I’ve always been indecisive. Beef Stroganoff for dinner or Meatloaf? Hyundai or Toyota? Waffle House or IHop? Sarah Palin or Hilary? My head hurts just thinking about it. Sometimes I just want the decisions to be made for me, which is why I have this Desktop Decision Maker Paperweight from Room Service Home sitting on my desk. Read the rest of this entry »
Give them the novelty gift of Elvis
You loved watching him shake his pelvis, but his pulsating pelvis ain’t got nothing on his big bobbling Elvis head. This Elvis Bobble Head from Colorful Images makes a great Novelty gift for Elvis fans and non-Elvis fans alike! If you can’t make it to Graceland, this is the next best thing. Just grab a peanut butter and banana sandwich and watch him go! Read the rest of this entry »
In our office, everyone is always asking me to do something. Nigel change this cover, Nigel put more toner in the copy machine, Nigel talk to this client, Nigel kill the spider under my desk. These witty Task Clips from Room Service Home, help me stay organized so I can keep all of my tasks in order without killing anybody.
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We are family, I’ve got all my address labels with me. Sending mail doesn’t have to be a boring chore. These Family Address Labels from FamilyLabels.com are all the rage in my house. We can personalize everyone in our clan, including the family dog.
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What does a gal have to do to get a little lumbar support around here? I totally need this Leather Ergonomic Chair from National Business Furniture. It’ll make me comfier at work than Goldilocks in that just right bear bed.
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If I had to highlight one more 20+ page word document with another boring yellow marker, I was going to pull my hair out. Thank goodness these Happy Highlighters from 4imprint.com came along.
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