Dog identity crisis
Dog DNA test helps dogs find their heritage with a doggone easy kit
I always thought my dog was a pure Cairn terrier, but we recently uncovered a secret underground fake pedigree scam. Turns out my dog’s mother was a pure Cairn terrier, but no one knows who the father is. Her mom got around when she was younger and apparently had more than a few boyfriends.
My poor puppy is having a dog identity crisis. I tried to book her on a segment of the Maury Povich or Jerry Springer show, but the producers weren’t the slightest bit interested in a Who’s My Dog’s Daddy? segment. That and they also said she wasn’t skanky enough. After exhaustive google searches and tweeting, we finally found this Dog DNA test kit from In the Company of Dogs.
We’re ready for some answers.
My dog is working it out
Canine fitness is a walk away with fun canine treadmills
My dog and I do everything together. We wake up together, take walks in the park together and we work out together, especially when bikini season is soon approaching. We want to look good when we hit the dog beach, so we’ve been following a sensible diet, taking multi-vitamins and amping up our fitness routines. All animal trainers agree, there is no better way to diminish puppy gut than by increasing their cardio 3-5 days a week on these Canine Fitness Treadmills from Hammacher Schlemmer.
Kiss my dog, she’s Irish
St Patricks Day accessories for your St Paddy’s Day pooch
My silky terrier was born here in the states, but swears she’s Irish.
Not only does Marley turn every game of fetch into a drinking game, but she falls asleep on the bathroom floor like many an Irishman I used to know, prefers Irish stew to Alpo, has been arrested twice for public intoxication, and only urinates on green fire hydrants.
Whether Marley has the blood of an Irish Setter running through her veins or not, I still treat her like royalty, so I’m gifting her with some festive St Patrick’s Day accessories like this Irish Princess Charm from DogGone Charming to wear on her collar…that and a bowl of Bailey’s Irish Cream.
My dog is an overeater
Tees for dogs that keep your dog from overeating
My son has always wanted a dog, so this past Christmas I thought to myself - Hey, why not bite the big one? Our pad could use another top dog in the house…So I traveled up north to New York to pick up our new 10 week-old chocolate lab puppy. We named him Capone because in our house, he’s Public Enemy #1. He may not be bootlegging alcohol or committing tax evasion, but he did chew up half a hardcover copy of “100 Greatest Places to Go“…now I guess I’ll only be visiting 50 of those places.
Capone eats a lot - kibble, books, furniture…possoms. I was warned that this is customary for Labs. Capone’s starting to get a bit sensitive to his expanding middle, so he’s taken to wearing this “Does This shirt Make Me Look Fat” Humor Dog Tee from In the Company of Dogs.
Saved by the Dog door bell
Door bell that’s gone to the dogs
My dog’s name is Marley. Yep, just like the canine protagonist of the New York Times Bestselling autobiographical book (and soon to be released feature film starring Jennifer Aniston & Owen Wilson) Marley & Me.
Marley and Me are living the good life. My Marley never wreaked as much havoc as the yellow lab literary Marley from the book, although she did do her fair share of pillow tearing and slipper chewing back in her days as a mighty precocious pup. Always a quick study, Marley was potty trained before I knew it thanks to a handy doggie door installed in our old house. Marley came and went as she pleased…until we moved into my condo. Now she’s under house arrest.
We’re pretty in sync when it comes to walk time, but every now and then poop happens. This Gotta Go Dog Door bell from J-B Wholesale Pet Supplies lets me know when Marley’s gotta go so I don’t end up with a whole lotta mess I gotta clean up.
The groom’s a real dog
Handsome tuxedo styles for a couple of hot dogs
It was a day that would go down in history -The first same sex canine marriage to be performed in the state of California. After sharing the same doghouse and living together in a domestic partnership for five years (thirty-five in dog years), Butch and Pepé finally decided to make it official. Pepé would now be added to Butch’s veterinary insurance policy and receive the same benefits and rights as any legal spouse. The catering was by Petco, the dog flea shampoo and styling products from 1800 Pet Meds, the flowers from Tulips.com, and the dashing dog tuxedo set from Marilyn’s Keepsakes.
I still believe in Santa dogs
This Santa Dog suit from In the Company of Dogs makes me believe
When I was ten I stopped believing in Santa. I witnessed my sleepy father ripping a Cabbage Patch Kid out of it’s box and from that day forward I knew, it was all a pretense. Until last year. Why does this Dog Santa Suit from In the Company of Dogs make me believe? Here is my story…
Last Christmas Eve I was
sleeping all snug in my bed,
while visions of Marc Jacobs
handbags danced in my head.
When down on the stairs
there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed
to see what was the matter.
Indoor dog mats are #1 for #1
Treat man’s best friend to a catalog of gadget gifts from Hammacher Schlemmer
Whether it’s 4 o’clock in the morning interrupting the most peaceful sleep you’ve had in months, or on a Friday night when you’re out for cocktails, dinner and dancing… When a dogs gotta go, a dogs gotta go.
I can’t put Bryan’s Wee Wee Man pee pee tee pee on my dog, so this Indoor Dog Restroom from the Hammacher Schlemmer catalog will have to do.
Puppy clothes that will give your doggie style
Feel pretty dog outfits and puppy clothes for your pretty puppy pals
I don’t know about your pet, but mine is a pretty, pretty princess…and not just on Halloween when I dress her up like Cinderella and rent her a great big pumpkin carriage. My pup is a princess all year round, and to keep her looking as good as Paris Hilton’s chihuahua Tinkerbell, she’s gotta have the right fashions.
Lucky for her she has a stylin’ mom who writes a fashion blog and knows all there is to know about clothes…for two legged as well as four legged creatures. For pretty princess Puppy clothes suitable for my belovéd pupcake, I head to Rock ‘N’ Pooches.
Dog Day Afternoon
Photo to canvas in a flash
We’re all dog lovers here at Catalogs.com. Leslie and I have our Labrador Link, Trish has her Black Lab Jenna, Jody has a Silkypoo named Marley and Samara has Zoey the killer Cairn, plus a fake dog on her desk named Molly. If we could, we’d make our hallway a complete dog gallery shrine to our pets with these Custom Photo to Canvas Prints from Canvas on Demand.
Let’s Case this Joint Dawg
Treat your pet to Super Joint supplements
When my labrador retriever Jenna has problems, I call 1-800 Pet Meds. I don’t call them on the phone though, I order online for fast, easy, online service with super quick deliveries right to my door. Labs have hip and joint problems…joint meds like 1-800 Pet Meds Super Joint Enhancer keep frisky labs like Jenna trail ready.
Booze it up with your pup
Drink up with this plush dog toy
I hate drinking alone. That’s why I picked up some Asti Spumante for me, and some Dog Perignon for my puppy. She’s only 6, but in dog years she must be old enough for some champagne. This Plush Dog Toy from GW Little is perfect to crack open on New Year’s Eve, for a special Anniversary, or when Sparky finally catches that tail he’s been chasing for years.
