Don’t lift a finger this Halloween
September 17, 2008

Halloween party decorations and favors at your fingertips
I’m the Ebeneezer Scrooge of Halloween. I hate trick or treaters. Why should I buy you candy? What’cha gonna give me in return? How about this- you make my next car payment and I’ll give you all the candy you want. Next time trick or treaters come pounding at my door I’m giving them the finger. Literally. Rise up against the masses with these Halloween Finger Puppets from Century Novelty.
Trick or treat, smell my feet
September 11, 2008

Popcorn tins, fruit gift baskets and treats, oh my!
Halloween is almost here, and I want candy. My personal trainer would probably advise against it, but what he doesn’t know can’t hurt me. I’m too old to trick or treat, and I can’t steal candy from my son’s Halloween stash, so I’m trick and treating myself with this Trick or Treat Poprickle Halloween Popcorn Tin from Hale Groves. Get off my back, I’m ordering a super healthy Fruit Gift Basket overflowing with healthy oranges full of Vitamin C to go along with it.
Make this Halloween a gas
September 5, 2008

This Halloween won’t stink with fun party costumes, supplies and decorations
Halloween is just around the bend, and I never know what to be. This year I’m taking the guesswork out of Halloween dress up and going as a Whoopie Cushion with this Cool Halloween Costume from Oriental Trading Company.












