King and Queen for a day
August 8, 2008
Sometimes I feel like I’m the King of the World. Sometimes my wife feels like she’s the Queen of the World. Sometimes my kids feel like they’re part of the Royal Family. With these King and Queen Crowns from Prom Wishes, my wife and I can be King and Queen every day of the year.
Put on your Game Face
August 7, 2008
2-4-6-8, who do I appreciate? Me! That’s right, with these Temporary tattoos from Johnny T-shirt plastered on my face, they serve as the perfect reminder that I’m numero uno.
Worth it’s Weight in Gold
August 6, 2008
My husband says I’m worth a million bucks. I say I’m worth this 10 oz Gold Bar from Eagle National Mint. This hunk of hunk of burning gold is so dazzling, it makes me feel like I’m the richest woman in the universe just thinking about it.
Watch me Sleep
August 4, 2008
I’m a bad sleeper. I toss and turn and kick around like I’m kung fu fighting that crazy panda character, plus I hate waking up right in the middle of a perfect dream. This Sleeptracker Watch from Brookstone makes sure I get my beauty sleep every night of the week. It monitors my body and helps me wake up more refreshed than Rip Van Winkle.
These lollipops don’t suck
July 31, 2008
I’ve heard of sucking out the venom if a scorpion stings you, but sucking on a scorpion period?! That’s out of control! These Scorpion Lollipops from CandyFavorites.com are so gross they’re good. These edible insects will make you feel like you’re part of some ancient tribal civilization…uh…that knows how to make sweets.
Pj’s with feet are neat
July 7, 2008
Forget leapin’ lizards or rockin’ robin, I’m all about Jumpin’Jammers. If you haven’t tried pajamas with feet, you’re missing out. Whoever said footsies are just for kids? These Adult Footed Pajamas from JumpinJammerz come in adult sizes in tons of fun colors and prints.
Easy Bathroom Attendant
July 2, 2008
My teenage son said he wanted a summer job that was close to home. I got him this. You can’t get any closer to home than our own bathroom. This Hydro Integrated Bathroom Cleaning System from Promaco Inc. keeps my bathroom sparkling, and my son out of trouble.
The British are coming
June 20, 2008
Instead of bringing fireworks and a six-pack of beer to this year’s 4th of July festivities, I’m showing up wearing this Patriot Adult Mascot Costume from Anderson’s Spirit! What better way to show my undying love and loyalty for my country than to show up on my friends’ lawns screaming “The British are coming, the British are coming!!?”
Make it a bowling night
June 18, 2008
What does every party need? A Bowling Pin Art Piñata of course! You’ll score a strike at your next party with this great bowling party decoration from BowlingDelights.com.
Smoke ‘em if you’ve got ‘em
June 6, 2008
So, I’m trying to quit smoking. Good thing my co-worker Samara hooked me up with a retro Candy Cigarette pack from Blaircandy.com.
