Funny wallet helps you keep all your dough

I am notorious for losing money.

I know, as a result of a crummy economic climate everyone is losing cash left and right, but my case is different. I can’t blame the economy, the stock market, Obama’s stimulus package or Bernie Madoff. I can only blame myself. I have lost five wallets full of cash in the past two years. In the ladies restroom at Bloomingdales, at a White Stripes concert, the teacups at The Magic Kingdom, the Fluff n’ Fold laundromat, and some creepy diner in Iowa.

I love cute wallets, but I can’t seem to hold onto one. The moment I realize it’s missing I run back to the scene of the crime only to find it gone without a trace. What I need is a wallet that’s incognito, a wallet that doesn’t scream out “take me, I’m fat with cash”. This Funny Wallet of Dough from ModCloth holds my dough while masquerading as a piece of real hot buttered toast. My bread is finally safe.

I haven’t seen an inanimate object this cute since the hamburger phone from Juno. Resembling a perfectly-cooked piece of toast, this wallet will hold all of your money without calling any attention to it. Unless you come across a pick-pocket who is really into whole wheat.

DID YOU KNOW?  A slice of ‘Virgin Mary’ Toast sold for $28,000 after the face of the Virgin Mary supposedly appeared on it. A similar piece of Virgin Toast was sold on eBay, but the buyer returned it claiming it wasn’t any fun at parties.

Enjoy plenty of card slots and pockets for your Am Ex cards, ids, bills and change…

and it’s excellent with a couple of eggs over easy and a side of bacon.

Features:

- 5.5 x 4.25 inches
- Plastic wallet
- Price: $14.99

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Posted by
Samara
April 6, 2009
Filed Under Fashion