This Apple gadget lets you app ’til your heart’s content
I’m not one to get jealous. No, that’s a vicious lie. I totally get jealous. I’m jealous of Heidi Klum’s legs, Joe Biden’s smile and the lady at the next table at lunch who ordered a better looking sandwich than mine.
The most current instance where my insane jealousy reared it’s ugly head was a few weeks ago when my co-workers Amy and Jody were comparing their iPhones and all their primo features that trumped my video iPod. There they were, showing off their apps, making my iPod feel like it was a slab of Taco Bell ground beef next to their filet mignons. It made my silicone skin crawl. I needed a new Apple gadget, and I needed it fast. One visit to MacMall for the new iTouch Apple gadget is all I needed to calm the green-eyed beast.
Games. Apps. Music. Movies. TV Shows. The Web. iPod touch puts everything you want to play, watch, or browse on one sleek Multi-Touch device. Whether I want to listen to or buy music, watch a movie, surf the web, play games, read and send emails or watch losers injure themselves on YouTube, I can do it all with this gadget any Apple lover has gotta have.
Now I can enjoy the internet at any Wi-Fi hot spot, I can get directions with Google Maps just like Amy, Shazam like Jody and download an appetizing array of free apps right onto my iTouch. Whenever I get bored with my old apps, I just ask Amy and Jody “Hey ladies, what’s ‘app-ening?”
DID YOU KNOW? On 12/25/2008, Joel Comm sold 38,927 copies of his flatulent iPhone app - the iFart Mobile, netting a total of $27,249 in net income for an application that does nothing more than make a farting sound when you push its screen, making the gas industry more profitable than ever.
Featuring a cool multi-touch interface, gorgeous 3.5-inch widescreen display, Wi-Fi web browsing and Music downloads from iTunes, this iTouch will touch your heart just as it did mine, and quickly become the Apple gadget of your eye.
Jealous yet?
Features:
- 4.05 ounces
- 8G
- Free engraving!
- Wi-Fi web browsing
- Price: $217.99
*Check out more cool iPods, accessories and Mac computers at the Mac Mall!
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Nice article, I agree with some of your points!
Hey, nice blog.
After carrying around my $30 cellphone and 4 year old mp3 player, I’ve been lusting after something like this big time lately. This post is not helping! :)
iPhone was the first apple product I’ve ever bought, and now I understand why people are so fanatical about their products. I absolutely love mine.
The new iPhone is great and apps makes it even greater
this was really good, Thanks for this.
this is what i was looking for thanks!