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I’ll be watching you

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Every birthday boy deserves a portable TV with 7 inch color screen

My birthday was Saturday, and I didn’t get any of the things I really wanted…

1. I wanted a new pair of jeans to replace my old ones with the hole in the crotch (even though the old ones did provide a nice central air flow to my nether regions).

2. I wanted a second stripper pole for my office since the one in my apartment was such a success (my abs never looked better).

3. Most of all, I wanted this 7 inch Portable Color TV from Heartland America so I could watch my new girlfriend (she’s a well known television personality, jealous?) whenever it struck my fancy.

You heard right. I’m dating a celebrity. Yay me!

I was starting to get pretty tired of running home every night when my cell phone alert went off, so I could witness my lady love talking shop during her nightly television appearance. From now on I can enjoy watching my snookum wookums no matter where I am. This mini portable television makes it so easy to bring us closer together. It fits in my fanny pack and goes everywhere I go…even if I have to hit the little boy’s room.

This Axion 7″ LCD TV has an advanced ATSC digital tuner for high performance featuring a high resolution and high brightness display, built-in speaker, telescoping antenna for optimal reception and rechargeable lithium-polymer battery.

DID YOU KNOW? A recent age study revealed the major difference between 40 year old men and 40 year old women – While a 40 year old woman’s main goal is to have children,  a 40 year old man’s main goal is to date them.

It comes with a free portable external antenna for even better reception, an AC adapter, remote, car adapter and A/V cables. Unbelievably good picture quality in a portable widescreen LCD TV with both ATSC and NTSC technologies with a 90-day limited warranty.

Isn’t that cool honey?!! Now we never have to be apart.

Every breath you take
every move you make
I’ll be watching you.

Features:

- 7 Inch Portable Handheld TV
- Approximately: 7-1/4″ x 1-1/4″ x 5-3/4″
- AC/DC Power
- Widescreen display
- Price: $199.99

*Check out even more online bargain shopping deals at Heartland America!

Matt
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Matt
December 15, 2008
Filed Under Gadgets & Electronics 

7 Comments

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