USB Toy that makes my computer’s USB H-O-T

I have a dirty little secret.

I really dig computer time. Whether on my desktop at work or my laptop at home, I am completely and utterly addicted to my cyberlife. Lately I’ve been working, surfing and emailing all morning, noon and night with only a few breaks here and there to walk the dog. I don’t mind carpal tunnel syndrome, back strain, vision problems, muscle spasms or the imminent threat of arthritis. I’m addicted to my computer and it’s all this USB Toy Stripper’s fault.

She’s blonde, she’s sexy, and she dances whenever I turn her on (which is all the time, thank you very much). My pole dancing honey from Bud K Catalog is hooked up to my computer and keeps me thoroughly entertained with a wink, a smile and some killer badonkadonk. Even if  I’m having trouble backing up my files, I just give her a dollar and she makes it happen.

Spice up your computer work time with a super slinky blonde pole dancer who is conveniently powered via your computer’s USB. She dances to whatever music you’re jamming to on iTunes and her multicolored flashing lights make every email sent feel like a party.

DID YOU KNOW? 45% of all the dollar bills you’ll ever own have at one time been in a stripper’s g-string which is awesome for George Washington, but totally pisses off Abe Lincoln.

Just plug her in and watch her gyrate, wiggle and spin around as you work it with every keystroke. She’s your private dancer, a dancer for money and she’ll do what you want her to do.

She can give me a virus anytime.

Features:

- Powered by your computer’s USB
- Price: $29.98

Find more fun novelty gifts, gadgets and collectibles from the Bud K Catalog!

9 Responses to “She USB toys with my emotions”

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7. PdClue on January 21st, 2010 12:25 am

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8. billf on February 4th, 2010 11:44 pm

   I have got to get me one of these for work :-) The guys will love it. I’ll just have to hide it when the women come around….

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