I’ve never caught a bouquet at a wedding before, and I’m tired of it. There’s always some other chick who’s more determined, has better hand-eye coordination, or just wants it more. So the next time I’m invited to my best friend’s wedding, I’m bringing my own bouquet. This gorgeous arrangement of Silk Flowers from Quality Silk Plants looks so real, they’re giving me hay fever.
Why buy flowers that are going to wither up and die in a week when you can have elegant silk flowers that will last forever and a day? Featuring the highest quality silk flowers, wedding bouquets, silk wreaths, garlands, roses and more, I can treat myself to beautiful, authentically real looking bouquets at discount prices without ever having to worry about water, sunlight, and all that caring for plants mumbo jumbo. Wedding bouquets start at $41.25, which is probably cheaper than a real bouquet. Bring on wedding season, I’m ready. If the bride gets upset, oh well. It’s not like I’m wearing a white gown on her big day or anything.
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