Personalized candies hidden in personalized medicine bottles for aging patients
Today is my birthday.
My birthday had better make up for the agony I’ve endured this past month. I had to have a tooth pulled last week and unfortunately for me, my dentist doesn’t believe in pain medication. Thanks for nothing Doc. I’ve been in agony for days, but nothing in my medicine cabinet seems to help.
Still in pain, I walk into my office this morning to find my desk decorated with a dazzling array of birthday treats from my co-workers. My eyes focus on a white pharmacy bag sitting on my keyboard. Say it isn’t so! My dear co-workers knew I didn’t have time for the pain, so they got me a prescription for pain relievers!
I love them.
I read the bag, anxious for sweet relief and realize, this isn’t Vicodin… it’s a prescription from the Fountain of Youth Pharmacy with a couple of vials filled with Personalized candies from Personalization Mall. The Name on the prescription? U. R. Ancient.
I hate them.
Someone call an ambulance quick, because the birthday boy or gal is going to laugh themselves to death when they take a dose of these personalized candies from Personalization Mall.
Prescribed by Dr. Youngblood and filled at the Fountain of Youth Pharmacy, this is just the right Prescription to add humor to a very special birthday. This personalized candy gift set includes 2 amber-colored medicine vials along with two 4 oz boxes of sour Lemon Heads to fill the prescription, packed in an authentic white pharmacy bag with the same matching label on front.
DID YOU KNOW? Dr. McDreamy from Grey’s Anatomy failed his MCAT’s… twice.
Refills: Take anti-aging formula as needed to “Youthify” your body.
Directions: Take a handful everytime you feel symptoms of drooping, hair loss, memory loss, or “irregularity”
Side Effects: May leave a sour taste in your mouth.
***Tested and approved by Old Farts everywhere.
Features:
- Set includes 2 medicine vials
- Includes two 4 oz boxes of LemonHeads
- Packaged in authentic white pharmacy bag
- Price: $14.95
*Find more fun personalized gift items from Personalization Mall!
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Thanks. Nice post. and Nice information.
Well-written witty post. The gift bag should have great appeal for the younger generation (those who’re still young enough to believe they’ll never be old). People never cease to amaze me. It’s your birthday, you’re in severe pain unrelieved by your uncaring dentist, and your sadistic coworkers give you — candy?
With the multitude of dentists in this country, why would you go to one who doesn’t believe in pain medicine? Since you have access to the internet, surely you don’t live way out in the wilderness.