The last time I went to my doctor I told him it hurt when I moved my wrist. He said “So don’t move it.” To thank him for all of the priceless advice and medical expertise over the years, I’m getting him this Funny Prescription Pad from Gifts for Medical Professionals.

These scripts won’t get you any Xanax, but they are functionally hilarious. These clever and totally funny prescription pads for your doctor have slips that prescribe remedies and cures along the lines of taking a “chill pill,” “vacation,” “stiff drink,” “day off,” “laughter,” “hug,” “good cry,” “massage,” “rehab,” “shopping,” “exercise” and more. That’s a lot more fun than Ibuprofen.  There are fifty sheets per pad which will give your doctor plenty of laughs at $4.45 each. Maybe I should buy one for myself too…since I won’t be laughing very hard when I get his bill.

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