Texas fruitcake - This scrumptious Texas Pecan Cake is not your average fruitcake
My co-workers think I’m nutty as a fruitcake. I bump into doors (I lack depth perception), I root for the Maryland Terrapins (Go Terps!) and apparently, I say the word “water” funny.
In my defense, I’m not all that nutty. On a scale of overall nuttiness, I probably fall between an Almond Joy and a Nutter Butter sandwich cookie, but I’m not nearly as nutty as the Award winning Texas Fruitcake baked fresh from Eilenberger’s Bakery.
I’ll admit, I may appear nuttier the longer you’ve known me. It takes me a while to come out of my nut shell.
Just in time for the holiday season, Eilenberger’s Texas Pecan Fruitcake is here to delight anyone who’s been nice and far from naughty all year long. Treat yourself or your nutty friends and family members to a slice of Eilenberger’s bestselling holiday fruitcake that is the Winner of the Prestigious Monde Award.
DID YOU KNOW? At times when you can’t get to the gym, fruitcakes make excellent free weights.
Year after year, Eilenberger’s Texas Pecan Cake has been their customers’ #1 choice and just one bite will prove what all the fruitcake fuss is about.
Eilenberger’s master bakers combine the freshest, nuttiest Texas Pecans with chewy dates, golden pineapple and big red cherries, then blend them all together into their very own special honey batter.
They also come in festive nut cases.
Features:
- Available in 1.5 lb, 2, 3 or 4.5 lb sizes
- Arrives in decorated box or tin
- Prices: Starting at $19.95
*Find more delicious bakery cakes and decadent gourmet gifts from Eilenberger’s Bakery!
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You also lack good looks, fashion sense, a toothbrush, perfume, a husband, 3 fingers on your left hand, a rolex watch, my semen (alex drank it all), and a house in Carmel, CA. All in all, not bad. Keep up the good work.