It’s barbeque galore with barbecue ribs, sauce and all the fixings at the Hitching Post!
Once upon a time there was a boy named Bryan. Bryan liked his BBQ. In fact, as a tiny tot the tender age of six, he was aptly nicknamed BBQ Bryan. Bryan loved all things barbeque… Barbeque ribs, barbeque chicken, barbeque wings, barbeque burgers, barbeque dogs, barbeque pork… barbeque corn nuts. If they made a barbeque flavored ice cream, our BBQ Bryan would be serving himself a triple cone of it right now- with a cherry on top. In his time, BBQ Bryan had personally taste-tested over ten thousand varieties of barbeque dishes. The only BBQ to truly capture BBQ Bryan’s heart? The Barbeque galore and special sauce they’ve got over at the Hitching Post.
Once BBQ Bryan was all grown up with a job at Catalogs.com, he no longer had the time to smoke and barbeque like the days of old. He had a girlfriend who used to cook for him, but when he and Barbie Q. broke up, he was left with a pitiful freezer full of TV dinners. How excited he must have been when he discovered BBQ2YOU - the Hitching Post’s World Famous Santa Maria Style BBQ that brought him fully prepared barbeque ribs delivered right to his doorstep.
DID YOU KNOW? Last year Joey Chestnut set a new world record in devouring pulled pork BBQ sandwiches at the Beach, Boogie and BBQ Festival in Myrtle Beach South Carolina. Clobbering Sonya Thomas’ 2003 record of 23 sandwiches, a very hungry Chestnut nearly doubled that number by impressively inhaling 45 sandwiches in 10 minutes. Chesnut then proceeded to break the world record for most hours spent in a porta-potty.
Every delivery was like Christmas, but instead of leaving milk and cookies under the tree for Santa, BBQ Bryan left a half rack of ribs. Besides Hitching Posts’ West Coast seasoned baby back racks all tender and juicy and ready to eat, BBQ Bryan’s favorite Hitching Post Product was the sauce. Oh the sauce.
Their special blend of spices and seasonings turned up the heat and made every one of BBQ Bryan’s meals a savory sensation…and now BBQ Bryan shares his Hitching Post secret with you. Bringing BBQ 2 Bryan, and now 2 you.
And BBQ Bryan lived happily ever after.
-13 ounce bottle
-Santa Maria “Special Recipe”
-Price: $5.95
*Check out more Barbeque Ribs, steaks and prepared meals at the Hitching Post!
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