Lion skull is thicker than human skulls, sometimes

A few months or so ago I woke up to the sounds of my daughter screaming bloody murder outside. I ran out to see who was removing her limbs with a chainsaw and found a massacred duck on our back patio. Now there have been recent bear spottings in our city, so she was more than a little alarmed… and a little green. I’m a bit of a prankster, so I realized this was a perfect opportunity to scare the living bejeezies out of her.

I picked up a buffalo cranium, a lion skull and a few other cool animal artifacts from the Museum Store Company to set the scene. Tonight, the bear will strike again.

Cover these artifacts with a little faux fur, and hear your kids yell (my daughter is in her twenties by the way, my prank is not recommended for children under 17). This African lion skull would intimidate anyone, with giant carnivorous teeth that reflect it’s tendency to feed mainly on fresh meat.

DID YOU KNOW? The lion sleeps tonight at 12:30am… right after Letterman.

This detailed replica is not only an admirable showpiece measuring 13″ long, 8″ wide and 9¾” high, but it also includes a handsome oak display stand for mounting in the attack position to scare unsuspecting visitors as well.

My daughter’s screaming again. She must have found the triceratops.

Features:

- 13″ long, 8″ wide and 9¾” high
- Includes handsome oak display stand
- Price: $218

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