Nutcracker featuring Hillary Clinton’s thighs of steel
Just when you thought you were over the Hill…
She’s back. With a vengeance.
It’s official. President-elect Barack Obama formally nominated Hillary Clinton for the prestigious position of Secretary of State as he rolled out his national security team last week. All I have to say is, You go girl. You may not be living in your old bedroom back at the White House, but you’re in the Cabinet and ready to crack down on all of our country’s dilemmas with the tenacity of a champion nutcracker. Which brings me to our featured product… Wooden Nutcracker Soldiers are so last year. This Christmas, surprise them with a Hillary Clinton Nutcracker from Collector’s Edge to crack all those holiday nuts in style.
Always a fierce competitor, Hillary wanted to get in on the kitchen gadget action the minute the Clinton Corkscrew commemorating her hubby Bill was released. Now you can have both of the Clintons perform at your next holiday party, they make a great pair. Those nuts don’t stand a chance when they’re wedged in between Hilary’s killer thighs.
DID YOU KNOW? The Clintons recently had a new closet installed in their home to accommodate Hillary Clinton’s collection of 137 vibrant colored pantsuits. The new closet is adjacent to the old closet which now houses husband Bill’s 72 pairs of leather chaps.
This totally functional nutcracker features stainless steel teeth secured inside Hill’s upper legs to grip and crack nuts right in their shell. She stands upright and has internal stainless steel components with spring.
She’s all she’s cracked up to be.
Features:
- Measures 9″ tall
- Comes in collectible box
- Not recommended for children under 12
- Price: $19.95
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