Hair’s to unsexyHalloween costumes and party decorations

Today is Halloween, and I’ve already seen half a dozen slutty angels, devils, cops and nurses… and that was just at the gas station. I like to stand out from the crowd, but I don’t like to get hit on by smarmy vampires and werewolf wannabes. That’s right, no complicated petticoated, gartered, sexpot outfits for me. I’m into simple one-piece costumes that are easy as 1-2-3. Which is why I’m going to a party tonight as the Bearded Lady.

I may not be the hottest chick in the place, but I won’t hear “I vant to suck your blood” and other lame Halloween pick-up lines all night long. I can celebrate All Hallow’s Eve totally incognito with this Beard and Mustache Halloween Costume from Century Novelty.

When putting together a Halloween costume, the accessories are key. Find accessories that are versatile, and you’ve got Halloween costumes you can wear for the next few years. This beard and mustache is totally versatile. Oh the possibilities! A bearded lady, a homeless person, a South American dictator, the choices are endless! I think I’m sticking with the Bearded Lady.