Last minute vacation deals - for overworked employees

I’m overworked, underpaid, and I have I cold. I caught a nasty cold from my two cats who have been sneezing up a storm. I’m tired. I’m cranky. I’m disgruntled. I don’t need a bubble bath, I need a vacation. Thankfully I can book one at a moment’s notice without spending my entire 401K with special Last minute vacation deals from Hilton Hotels.

With thousands of hotels in over seventy countries worldwide, they know how to treat you. From complimentary breakfasts in the morning to high-speed internet and custom suites fit for a King like me.

DID YOU KNOW? John Lennon and Yoko Ono held their famous “Bed-in for Peace” in 1969 in an Amsterdam Hilton Hotel room? For the week of March 25th to 31st, John and Yoko lounged in bed inviting the world press into their hotel room every day between 9 am and 9 pm. After 9pm, they then led an elaborate “Eat-in for peace” ordering every item on the room service menu.

I can just hang a “Do Not Disturb” sign on the door and do as I please. I can nap, watch the tube, order a nice strip steak and avoid being everyone’s go-to guy.

Where shall I go? The Big Apple? Beverly Hills? San Fran? Might as well make it a vacation to remember. Let’s do Vegas baby, Vegas.