Spray the field
Sprayology WomanPower - helps you get your mojo back with a few sprays a day
Sometimes we gals are just not feeling it.
It has nothing to do with you, fellas. In today’s hectic world there are times when we women are simply too overworked, too unhappy, too sleepy, too grumpy, sneezy, dopey or bashful to get it on. Sometimes our dwarfed sex drive comes from having a headache, sometimes we just tell you it’s a headache. Sometimes, we’re just not that into it dudes. Again, no offense. It’s not you, it’s us.
A lack of libido is a totally common complaint amongst women and The AMA has even estimated that several million women in the US suffer from what doctors refer to as female sexual arousal disorder or FSAD for short, which is only fitting because a loss of libido is f’in sad in my book.
But now there is help. Now you can increase your sexual vitality as easily as you increase your aerosol deoderant protection with Sprayology WomanPower from mySpaShop.com.
My feet are in detox
Foot detox pads detox your feet so you can put your best foot forward
Yesterday was St Patrick’s Day and I injested too many green liquids. Green Budweiser, green appletinis, green jello shots…I think I might have even chugged a swig of green Palmolive dishwashing liquid by mistake before I realized it didn’t taste very Irish.
Now I’m hungover and feel like my body has been through a night of barfights and brawls. Come to think of it, I do have a slight recollection of body slamming some chick who was covered in green glitter and Shamrock tattoos. I need help. These Foot Detox Pads from Valley Naturals will help with the alcoholic toxins, a frozen bag of peas will help with my black eye.
I’m no angel
Scentiments makes me feel like an Angel while I save on hundreds of designer scents
I was born to be bad. B-b-b-b-bad, bad to the bone. I speed and cry to get myself out of tickets, I regift (it’s an art), I leave sunflower seed shells on the floor at work, and when I was in the 6th grade I told everyone in class when Jennifer Bernhardt got her period for the first time. Yeah, I’m pretty much going to hell in a handbasket. No wonder my co-worker Bryan calls me Psycho.
I’m no angel, but that doesn’t mean I can’t smell like one. This Christmas I’m spraying myself from head to toe and everywhere in between with Thierry Mugler’s famous Angel perfume from Scentiments. Maybe it’ll rub off on me in a good way, eliciting some rather angelic behavior. There’s still time to get off of Santa’s naughty list.
Get clean with ice cream
Bath and Body Gift Sets better than ice cream
After I treated myself to a cool Soft Serve ice cream maker from Neiman Marcus, my wife wanted some ice cream of her own. So I’m hooking her up with this Bath Cream gift set from CaswellMassey.com.
It’s a wrap
June 21st is officially the first day of summer, which leaves me only a handful of days to get this bikini bod in beach bunny shape. I’m ordering one of these Slender Quest Body wraps from Atlantic Tan pronto.
Good hair day
Like all women I have good hair days, and days when I wish I could wear a showercap to work. My luscious locks need this Rosemary and Cedarwood hair treatment from Neal’s Yard Remedies.
Hair’s to you
Blondes have more fun…and more cheap, meaningless dates. I’m thinking of mixing things up a little in the luscious locks department, and I’m starting with this Jessica Simpson prom inspired attachable chignon from WilshireWigs.com
