iPad Case – House your iPad in style in a sleek leather case
I told myself I wasn’t going to buy an iPad.
I usually refrain from the practice of standing in line for hours and paying hundreds of dollars for the next great device. I still don’t have an iPhone and have heard one too many jokes comparing iPads to feminine hygiene products.
So I told myself, I’m not buying an iPad. Period.
But if I were to buy an iPad (not saying that I am), I would surely accessorize it with this sleek leather iPad Tablet Case from Fossil.
It provides maximum protection against spills.
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Mini air purifier – Mini sized purifiers that kill germs and odors in the air
I’m very particular about the air I breathe.
I don’t like people in my face, breathing over my shoulder, coughing near my cubicle and I despise close talkers. It’s even worse when I fly. Whether I’m sitting in the aisle, the center or the window seat, I always get stuck in close proximity to a child with enough snot running down their face to infect everyone flying first class… and the first six rows of coach.
I love to travel, but they won’t even let me bring a full bottle of hand sanitizer onto the plane these days, so what’s an airborne gal to do? Invest in a Mini Air Purifier from TravelSmith.
It makes flying the friendly skies so much friendlier.
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Secret safe keeps your super secret valuables perfectly safe
Every time my cell phone rings, the same thought always comes to mind…
This is going to cost me money.
You see, everyone is on my bank roll. My daughter, my landlord, the IRS… even my neighbors want me to cough up a few thousand dollars to pay the vet bill for our community mascot cat who got into a bloody rough and tumble with a rabid raccoon.
I’m through paying you people off, so instead of hiding my money under the mattress (my daughter looks for it there), I’m hiding it in my beer can.
Yesiree Bob, this Beer Can Secret Safe from Self Defense Devices will ensure that I keep my fortune and continue living the Miller High Life.
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Inflatable Movie Screens – Watch movies outdoors on an inflatable screen
I consider myself a great outdoorsman. I enjoy fishing, sailing and taking leisurely dips in my pool. I also enjoy watching television, but I don’t feel very outdoorsy while watching the boob tube from my couch.
Now I can maximize my love for being outdoors and still get in a healthy dose of entertainment with one of these ginormous Inflatable Movie Screens from the Improvements Catalog.
Forget about Drive-ins, welcome to my Swim-in.
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Fish Finder Watch – A watch that helps find the fish for you
I keep hearing that there are a lot of fish in the sea.
Oh yeah, well where are they?… Seriously, where are they?
I keep fishing and fishing, catching the same old guppies and minnows that I end up throwing back, when all I want is a shark. A sexy, manly shark.
Am I using the wrong pole? Should I try a smaller pond?
Hopefully this Fish Finder Watch from Hammacher Schlemmer will help me find bigger fish to fry.
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Apple Magic Mouse – The first multi-touch mouse from Apple
Do I believe in magic?
Not really, but I do believe in the Apple Magic Mouse.
This smooth, seamless little wireless mouse from MacConnection puts all other mice to shame. Taking a cue from the revolutionary iPhone and the iTouch, its state-of-the-art Multi-Touch surface allows you to use gestures to swipe through photos and scroll down web pages. Pretty sweet if I do say so myself, and the entire mouse is the button so you can click anywhere.
I’m telling you, magical.
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Vibrating alarm wrist watch – Vibrates for a silent alarm on your wrist
I have a long list of things I need to be reminded of every day.
Call him, call her. Pick up this, drop off that. Withdraw, deposit, eat, clean…wash, rinse, repeat. I’m so busy that if I don’t get in my daily reminders, I will forget to perform even the simplest tasks (i.e. bathroom breaks).
The last thing I want to do is disrupt the entire office with my twenty-something alarms going off every hour, which is why my Vibrating Alarm Wrist Watch from SoundBytes is a godsend. It’s like a silent personal assistant who nudges me whenever I need to be nudged.
In fact, I’m vibrating right now. Time to feed the cat.
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Personal Navigation Devices - Personal GPS Vocal Navigation System from Kapsys
I have always been considered directionally impaired. Whether I’m on wheels or on foot, headed right, left, southeast or north by northwest, I’m usually found a few miles shy of my ultimate destination on the phone with my Mom or asking a gas station attendant for directions.
Now I can keep from getting lost while locating the best routes whether I’m driving, walking, biking or segwaying with my Kapten Personal GPS Voice Navigation Device from ILA.
This innovative mobile navigation system also allows me to chat on the phone thanks to the hi-tech Bluetooth technology, listen to my favorite Mp3 tunes or FM radio station and find my way home when I’m a half hour away from being reported as a missing person.
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iPod toilet paper holder - Holds your iPod while you wipe
Let’s face it, dropping the kids off at the pool isn’t a very entertaining process. It can be boring, time consuming and at times painful… especially if you’ve had Indian or Mexican food for lunch.
Now you can add some pep to your potty time with this ingenious iPod Toilet Paper Holder from Opulent Items. Finally, we iPod enthusiasts can say goodbye to dropping our iPods in the toilet or running out of battery time during extended bathroom breaks… especially when we’ve had Indian or Mexican food for lunch.
I dare anyone to pooh pooh this incredible breakthrough.
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Infrared portable sauna for a personal sauna bath, any time you need it
Sometimes it’s good to sweat things out.
A bad economy, an argument with your significant other, Sweatin’ to the Oldies with Richard Simmons. Most deoderants and antipersperants will warn you that it’s never good to let them see you sweat, but I disagree. A little sweat never hurt anyone.
In fact, sweating has a long list of health benefits. It can help your pores open up, excrete toxins and other impurities from your blood, relieve aching muscles, and even help you drop a few unwanted pounds.
I’m all for saunas, but I hate pricey gym memberships and I hate sweating in a room full of naked men even more, which is why I’m sweating myself up with my very own Infrared Portable Sauna from Promolife.
It’s totally worth my blood, sweat and tears.
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Radio jukebox plugs into your USB for access to 13,000 radio stations
Video didn’t kill the radio star for me. Neither did the iPod.
I still tune in to my loyally programmed radio stations on the way to work every day. I could never abandon my favorite morning radio show, NPR or new indie music discovered by my favorite college deejays. I am completely committed to radio technology, but sometimes I want a little more from my local radio waves.
Now I have it with this USB Internet Radio Jukebox from Newegg.com that allows me to easily access more than 13,000 radio stations around the world.
Now if I want to listen to some Mexican [woh oh] radio… I can.
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Switchblade combs are the coolest combs on the street
You gotta love the fifties.
The fabulous two tone cars with wings and lots of chrome, the chicks in poodle skirts, the open all night diners where roller skating cuties would deliver your meals on wheels. Those were the good old days, the Happy Days.
When I was a kid I wanted to be just like the Fonz or one of the Jets from West Side Story when I grew up. They could snap fingers to get girls, dance up a storm while still looking tough and their hair was always perfectly coiffed. If I weren’t sporting the shaved look these days, I would totally pick up this Switchblade Comb from Cruisin USA. It fits discreetly in your pocket and looks like a real switchblade knife. Whip it out whenever your hairdo isn’t cutting it…
just make sure there aren’t any cops around.
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