What’s your sign, baby?
December 16, 2008
Zodiac onesies and the cutest baby boy and baby girl stuff in the universe, at Psycho Baby
I’ve heard a lot of bad pick up lines in my time. It all began at birth. Even in those early days back at the hospital nursery I’d get these punk infant boys in their skull caps, batting their baby blues with come hither looks, offering to buy me shots of milk. When they weren’t burping, crying, or sucking on their binkies, the playahs would drop a “Hey baby, what’s your sign?” my way, trying their hardest to get into my crib.
It didn’t work then and it’s not working now. So for all of the hot baby girls out there who are tired of hearing the oldest pick-up line in the book, this onesie is for you. This Psycho Baby Zodiac Onesie is the easiest way to get all the Li’l baby Romeos off your back.
Wake up to more cowbell
December 1, 2008
Udderly cool alarm clocks featuring loud cows
I’m not a morning person. I value my sleep and my beauty rest more than anything. What really gets my goat is being woken up during my most peaceful stages of REM by irritating monotone alarm clocks (especially if I’m in the middle of my favorite recurring dream starring me and Hugh Jackman on a stranded beach in Australia…yum).
As much as I value my sleep, I also value a good laugh, which is exactly what I get when I wake up to my Wacky Waker alarm clock from Nasco Farm and Ranch.
Pee Pee tee pees to the rescue
November 10, 2008
Shower them with the baby gift item every Mom & Dad needs
Where were these things when my son was born? Warning to unsuspecting parents-to-be. When you have a baby boy, no one prepares you for the worst. I’ve been peed on, spit up on, projectile vomited on and those were on good days. If you know a friend, family member or co-worker who’s expecting a bouncing baby boy, treat them to the best baby gift item ever- a wee blocker from One Step Ahead.
Barack the vote
November 3, 2008
*Note: The views expressed are solely those of the author/speaker and do not reflect the views of Catalogs.com, Senator Barack Obama or the Democratic National Party and it’s associates.
I am such a good American. I’ve done my research, watched the debates and voted early not one, but two weekends ago. I’ve made no effort to hide my political affiliations and have shouted the name of my Presidential candidate of choice across the rooftops. I bubbled in that voting bubble with great pride feeling a swell of hope in my heart for a new chapter of American history. Since the early stages of Election ‘08, this Barack Obama Action Figure from Entertainment Earth has been a permanent fixture on my desk, reminding me that change is only one vote away.
Hooked on phonics didn’t work for me
October 23, 2008
Award winning train dvds to help you learn your abc’s
I was never great with letters. I still get my b’s and d’s mixed up, not to mention my p’s and q’s. I figured since my job requires mega SEO skills (that’s search engine optimization for all you civilians), I’d better be on top of my keyword discovery and brush up on my abc basics. Join me on my quest for learning as I get on board with these Alphabet Train DVD’s from Lots and Lots Of…
Pop it like it’s hot
October 6, 2008
Create your own pop up books make totally fun games for kids
I would love to write the story of my life. It would document the thrilling tale of a sassy natural redhead with amazing adventures that rival any experienced by that freckle-faced Pippi Longstocking. I’m pretty busy writing my blog, so I think a short and sweet children’s book will have to do. The more colorful, the better. Oh! And pop ups! You gotta have pop ups! I think I’ll get started on a rough draft with this “Create your Own Pop-Up Book” that takes the cake when it comes to Fun kids games from Met Kids.
Monchichi Monkey Madness
September 19, 2008
Holy sensei! FAO Schwarz has brought back Monchichi
Get ready kids and campers for an “I Love the 80’s” flashback. When I was a little girl, I was obsessed. Not with Scott Baio from Charles in Charge, not with Ralph Macchio from The Karate Kid (That’s a lie. I proudly owned the Karate Kid headband and did attempt to perform that crazy flying kick when Julie Pickler tried to make me eat sand…it didn’t turn out well). I wasn’t even obsessed with Cabbage Patch Kids. In fact, I thought they beared too much of a resemblance to the Quaker Oats guy, only with ugly, unmanageable yarn hair. No, my obsession dear friends was with Monchichi.
Party in my Crib Baby
September 10, 2008
Baby rock clothes for your rockin’ baby
I know this cool baby who is an insomniac. Instead of laying in bed staring at a lame sheep mobile all night, this baby is having a soirée. While Mom and Dad are getting their 1.5 hours of sleep, they’ll be partying in their crib with all their peeps, and you can bet your bottom diaper they’ll be wearing this Cool Baby Onesie from TheRetroBaby.com.
The Fast and the Furious
August 14, 2008
I’m a true kid at heart. I like to play in the mud, dig ditches and build forts with my son. That’s why this M-Gears Remote Control Grand Prix Car from Learning Resources is just my speed. Talk about a sweet ride, with this gizmo I can totally put my son on the road to learning fun.
Milk it for all it’s worth
August 5, 2008
If you’re a Mom (especially one of 3), you make a whole lotta chocolate milk. That’s why this cool Moo Mixer from Room Service Home is always on my counter. It’s only $15 and makes mixing chocolate milk more fun than cow tipping.
These lollipops don’t suck
July 31, 2008
I’ve heard of sucking out the venom if a scorpion stings you, but sucking on a scorpion period?! That’s out of control! These Scorpion Lollipops from CandyFavorites.com are so gross they’re good. These edible insects will make you feel like you’re part of some ancient tribal civilization…uh…that knows how to make sweets.
Kiss me I’m clean
July 11, 2008
I never thought I’d ever take a bath with Gene Simmons, but I guess these days, anything is possible. Tub time was never this fun before I started bathing with this Kiss rubber ducky from The Retro Baby.com.
