Men’s Shapewear gives me a bum rush
Men’s shapewear from Undergear enhances men’s rear ends
Every now and then I get a work assignment that transcends all others.
Boss: “Sam, edit this press release asap.”
Me: “Yes boss.”
Boss: “Sam, I need your creative imput on this new project.”
Me: “Yes boss.”
Boss: “Sam, I need you to write a review for Undergear’s collection of Men’s shapewear.”
Me: “I love you Boss.”
Now this is an assignment I can certainly get behind.
I’ll be watching you
Every birthday boy deserves a portable TV with 7 inch color screen
My birthday was Saturday, and I didn’t get any of the things I really wanted…
1. I wanted a new pair of jeans to replace my old ones with the hole in the crotch (even though the old ones did provide a nice central air flow to my nether regions).
2. I wanted a second stripper pole for my office since the one in my apartment was such a success (my abs never looked better).
3. Most of all, I wanted this 7 inch Portable Color TV from Heartland America so I could watch my new girlfriend (she’s a well known television personality, jealous?) whenever it struck my fancy.
Cool way to pass the time
Head to Brookstone Stores for the newest mens gadgets your pals will envy
What time is it? Time to buy my wife a birthday present. I got her some chocolates this morning, but I feel pretty guilty for buying myself one of the Newest Mens Gadgets from Brookstone instead. This Digital Photo Watch is exactly what I’d want for my birthday. Too bad my birthday is in May.
Watch your back
Keep great time with hi-tech tactical watches and other 511 tactical gear
Getting my husband and son to keep a watch longer than a month without breaking it is truly a Mission Impossible. That’s why I’m getting them both these hi-tech, state of the art Field Ops Tactical Watches from 511 Tactical Series, just like the ones real life law enforcement pros use. I’m betting Ethan Hunt had one just like it.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to check out this watch and bask in all it’s tactical glory.
Watch me Sleep
I’m a bad sleeper. I toss and turn and kick around like I’m kung fu fighting that crazy panda character, plus I hate waking up right in the middle of a perfect dream. This Sleeptracker Watch from Brookstone makes sure I get my beauty sleep every night of the week. It monitors my body and helps me wake up more refreshed than Rip Van Winkle.
Mr. Big Stuff
Logitech Universal Remote for extra large universal remote power
I am so over losing the remote in the couch cushions. My couch is like the Bermuda Triangle of furniture. Seriously, I lost my son in there when he was in kindergarten. With this Logitech Universal Remote from TigerDirect.com, I won’t waste a precious minute searching for lost kids or remotes. More time for me, more time for channel surfing.
100 bottles of beer on the belt
Boys like beer. It’s a fact. So, I’m hooking my boyfriend up with one of these nifty Beer belts from After5Catalog.com so I don’t have to keep fetching him cold Pale Ales from the fridge every hour. It’s better than a Bluetooth, it’s a Beertooth.
Sundialing it in
I’m a sucker for anything historic or antique. Throw in a super cool function, and I want it even more. Check out this 18th Century Sundial and Vintage Compass from Museum Store Company.com.
Lights, camera, waterproof action
I can be a daredevil when I want to be. If I want to Youtube all of my death defying stunts, I’m gonna need this full-function, hands-free, digital recording Digital Waterproof Camera like this one from Newegg.com.
Time for a new watch
What time is it? Half past time for me to buy this Citizen Mens Watch from Bluedial.com. Let’s get one thing straight. This isn’t just a watch…
Easy on the eyes
Hey fishy fishy. Every breath you take, every move you make I’ll be watching you with these 3D fishing lure eyes from Terminaltackleco.com. These waterproof, self-sticking plastic molded eyes are the perfect addition to my tackle box.
Camp out with the stars
I’m going camping soon. Ahh the stars, the fresh air, the baked beans…the boredom that’s gonna set in once the last s’more is gone. Along with my sleeping bag and tent, I’m packing this Ultra-Compact Portable AC/DC DVD Player from CampingWorld.com.
