Demon on wheels
December 11, 2008
Bell helmet saves girl from car catastrophes
In these parts they call me the Demon on Wheels, not necessarily because I feel the need for speed. Au contraire, my car and I find ourselves the helpless victims of more mishaps than a pro Indy 500 race car driver. My poor Hyundai was almost burnt to a crisp a couple of months ago and was just declared a total loss after a recent fender bender with some Fast and the Furious driving reject.
That’s it. I either need to invest in a really superb life insurance policy, or decent headgear. This Bell Helmet from HRP World is bound to keep my noggin safe and protected the next time an automobile mishap comes driving my way.
There’s no crying in baseball
December 8, 2008
Pictures of Yankee Stadium in all it’s Yankee glory
I don’t cry.
I didn’t cry when I learned there was no Santa, I didn’t cry during any of my excruciating knee surgeries, and I certainly didn’t cry after reading the last Harry Potter book. But I did cry on September 21st when the Yankees beat the Orioles during their last game at Yankee Stadium. At least I can cherish those last memories with one of these priceless, commemorative Yankee Stadium Pictures from Legends of the Field.
It’s not easy, being cheesy
October 3, 2008
Enjoy some cheddar cheese popped popcorn featured in a Go Badgers popcorn container
Why are men like popcorn?
Because they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
I jest. If you want some popcorn that dispels this myth, get on the road and head on down to Rural Route 1 for a Popcorn Container tin filled with delicious gourmet flavored popped popcorn that is totally satisfying, every time you pop a kernel in your mouth.
Skiing with the devil
September 25, 2008
Snowboarding hats so bad they’re good!
I may look like a li’l old snow bunny, but I’m a devil on the slopes. I swish and swoosh with the best of them. If I didn’t work for Catalogs.com, I’d be training for the 2010 Winter Olympic games in Vancouver. From googles to ski bibs, parkas to scarves… I ski better if I look better. The cuter my outfit, the better my form and technique. This Snowboarding hat from Snow Shack lets everyone out in the snow know- I’m a lean, mean, snowboarding machine. Forget Devil in a blue dress, I’m the Devil in a blue puffy ski vest.
See ya later marinater
September 23, 2008
Where’s the beef? It’s being tenderized by one of the newest, coolest gadgets from Brookestone Stores!
I’m a sports fanatic. I keep the tickets stubs from every game I’ve been to, even from Little League. There’s only one thing I love more than pro sporting events. Meat. Make that two things, meat and beer. There’s nothing better than tailgating with a few buddies before a big game with a case of brewskis on hand, a grill, a few babes and some perfectly tenderized meat. Not necessarily in that order. That’s why I set myself up with one of these Instant Marinater Meat Tenderizers from Brookstone that flava flav my meat in minutes.
Monkey Sock it to you
August 22, 2008
Everyone loves sock monkeys, but have you caught wind of monkey socks?! These Sock Guy Monkey Socks from Worldwide Sport Supply - Volleyball Gear are more than just a cool pair of volleyball socks. They’re like toys, for your feet.
Mask of my dreams
July 14, 2008
I’ve mastered taking photographs on land, now I want to master taking them under water. This Digital Snorkel Mask from Herrington catalog houses a 5 megapixel camera built right into the frame and works up to 15′ deep!
Gift for Dad? A piece of cupcake
May 29, 2008
Need a Father’s Day gift for dear old Dad? Don’t sweat it, these Father’s Day Cupcakes from MrsBeasleys.com are as easy as pie…and just as delicious.
Hey cookie batter batter batter
May 29, 2008
You’ll hit it out of the ballpark if you get your Dad this Dodger DVD Box from Mrs. Beasleys.com for Father’s Day or his next birthday…That is, unless he’s a Red Sox fan.
Hi-Tech Decks : Toy Machine
April 24, 2008
Forget Van Halen’s Runnin’ with the Devil, I’m ready to skate with the devil on a primo skateboard from www.ccs.com. It’s like Burger King at CSS
