Come on baby light my camp fire
Camping fire starter gets your camp fire started in seconds
I’m a survivor.
When I go camping, I camp kick it back old school. Most campers would consider me a camping purist. I don’t believe in smuggling in luxury items like electronic devices, cushy bedding or toilet paper, and who needs matches or lighters?! I am man, I make fire!
When enjoying the great outdoors I rely on three simple things…
1. My survival instincts.
2. A handful of soft leaves.
3. This Camp Fire Starter from Big Edge Camping & Hiking.
This Light My Fire Maya Dust Fire starter helps you light camp fires with ease no matter what the weather conditions are. Even Charlie McGee (Drew Barrymore’s character in “Firestarter”) would be jealous.
I have balls of steel
Golf ball sets featuring cool metallic golf balls
Things can get pretty stressful here at work, especially at the end of the month. I’m working overtime closing deals, helping clients and dealing with a dog at home who’s losing his teeth. When times are tough and I’m feeling overwhelmed, I have a secret for staying calm, cool and collected. I just squeeze my ball.
Whether I’m squeezing my therapeutic stress balls or hitting golf balls down the fairway, playing with my balls always makes my problems go away, especially when I’m playing with my Chrome Golf Ball Sets from Tattoo Golf - the masters of aggressive golf wear and accessories.
My dog is working it out
Canine fitness is a walk away with fun canine treadmills
My dog and I do everything together. We wake up together, take walks in the park together and we work out together, especially when bikini season is soon approaching. We want to look good when we hit the dog beach, so we’ve been following a sensible diet, taking multi-vitamins and amping up our fitness routines. All animal trainers agree, there is no better way to diminish puppy gut than by increasing their cardio 3-5 days a week on these Canine Fitness Treadmills from Hammacher Schlemmer.
Bowling for dollars at my desk
This mini bowling set helps me strike up some good business
I’m very superstitious when it comes to new deals. Whenever I have a new client, I have a special routine that clues me in on whether a deal will head north or south, east or west. I don’t believe in rubbing rabbit’s feet, I don’t call 1-800-PSYCHIC and I don’t count on finding a penny and picking it up so all day long I’ll have good luck. My process is much simpler than all that.
I bowl.
One serve of a tiny little bowling ball tells me everything I need to know with this Mini Bowling Desk Set from Bowling Delights. If I land a gutterball, it ain’t happening. If I get a spare, it’s still a possibility, and if I get a strike…I’m headed to Tahiti.
Demon on wheels
Bell helmet saves girl from car catastrophes
In these parts they call me the Demon on Wheels, not necessarily because I feel the need for speed. Au contraire, my car and I find ourselves the helpless victims of more mishaps than a pro Indy 500 race car driver. My poor Hyundai was almost burnt to a crisp a couple of months ago and was just declared a total loss after a recent fender bender with some Fast and the Furious driving reject.
That’s it. I either need to invest in a really superb life insurance policy, or decent headgear. This Bell Helmet from HRP World is bound to keep my noggin safe and protected the next time an automobile mishap comes driving my way.
There’s no crying in baseball
Pictures of Yankee Stadium in all it’s Yankee glory
I don’t cry.
I didn’t cry when I learned there was no Santa, I didn’t cry during any of my excruciating knee surgeries, and I certainly didn’t cry after reading the last Harry Potter book. But I did cry on September 21st when the Yankees beat the Orioles during their last game at Yankee Stadium. At least I can cherish those last memories with one of these priceless, commemorative Yankee Stadium Pictures from Legends of the Field.
It’s not easy, being cheesy
Enjoy some cheddar cheese popped popcorn featured in a Go Badgers popcorn container
Why are men like popcorn?
Because they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
I jest. If you want some popcorn that dispels this myth, get on the road and head on down to Rural Route 1 for a Popcorn Container tin filled with delicious gourmet flavored popped popcorn that is totally satisfying, every time you pop a kernel in your mouth.
Skiing with the devil
Snowboarding hats so bad they’re good!
I may look like a li’l old snow bunny, but I’m a devil on the slopes. I swish and swoosh with the best of them. If I didn’t work for Catalogs.com, I’d be training for the 2010 Winter Olympic games in Vancouver. From googles to ski bibs, parkas to scarves… I ski better if I look better. The cuter my outfit, the better my form and technique. This Snowboarding hat from Snow Shack lets everyone out in the snow know- I’m a lean, mean, snowboarding machine. Forget Devil in a blue dress, I’m the Devil in a blue puffy ski vest.
See ya later marinater
Where’s the beef? It’s being tenderized by one of the newest, coolest gadgets from Brookestone Stores!
I’m a sports fanatic. I keep the tickets stubs from every game I’ve been to, even from Little League. There’s only one thing I love more than pro sporting events. Meat. Make that two things, meat and beer. There’s nothing better than tailgating with a few buddies before a big game with a case of brewskis on hand, a grill, a few babes and some perfectly tenderized meat. Not necessarily in that order. That’s why I set myself up with one of these Instant Marinater Meat Tenderizers from Brookstone that flava flav my meat in minutes.
Monkey Sock it to you
Everyone loves sock monkeys, but have you caught wind of monkey socks?! These Sock Guy Monkey Socks from Worldwide Sport Supply - Volleyball Gear are more than just a cool pair of volleyball socks. They’re like toys, for your feet.
Mask of my dreams
I’ve mastered taking photographs on land, now I want to master taking them under water. This Digital Snorkel Mask from Herrington catalog houses a 5 megapixel camera built right into the frame and works up to 15′ deep!
Gift for Dad? A piece of cupcake
Need a Father’s Day gift for dear old Dad? Don’t sweat it, these Father’s Day Cupcakes from MrsBeasleys.com are as easy as pie…and just as delicious.
