Scented air fresheners, bacon scented for your pleasure
I like to speed.
I have a collection of speeding tickets on my driving record to prove it. I was busted for my last offense a few months ago when I was flagged down by a pudgy officer who bore a striking resemblance to the Booger Boy I knew in first grade who always offered me meatloaf from his cafeteria tray every Wednesday. I ended up in court with a reduced ticket fine thanks to Snotty, but still had to endure four hours I’ll never get back in traffic school. I don’t ever want to go to there again.
Lately I’ve been good, staying under 50mph for the most part, but yesterday a great song came on the radio and subconsciously I put the pedal to the metal. I was flying down the highway free as a bird, and then my senses scared me senseless. I smelled bacon. I slowed down (my heart beating faster than the crew of Harleys that were passing me) and checked the mirror. Not a copper in sight. Then I realized it wasn’t a police officer I smelled!
Silly Samara, it was only my new Bacon Scented Air Freshener from ModCloth.
Don’t let that sizzling bacon scent fool you! This Funky Fresh air freshener from ModCloth dangles from your car window while filling your ride with the lovely aromas of breakfast at iHop or Denny’s. Soothing vanilla and lavender air fresheners are so predictable.
DID YOU KNOW? According to the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, any actor can be linked through his or her film roles to the actor Kevin Bacon within six steps. Similarly, the Six Degrees of Kevin’s bacon links all of his sexual hookups within six steps.
Give your senses a treat with the smell of meat! It looks like the real thing and is sure to attract a carnivorous boy or two. Best of all, vegetarians can savor the smell of pork without breaking their vegetarian vows!
**No pigs were harmed in the making of this product.
Features:
- Smells like real bacon!
- Price: $2.99
*Find more indie women’s clothing and fun, kitschy indie decor from ModCloth!
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I usually don’t post on blogs and what not but this was some good information, will post again, thanks!
Haha what a funny scent you have here.
I wonder what it will be like when my house is full with steak scent.
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hmmm. I would be hungry every now and then when I use this on my car..funny scent..hahaha..but this is so interesting!!
Hey baby, you smell gooood…Like yummy delicious goood!