Keep Your Beer Money Safe
Secret safe keeps your super secret valuables perfectly safe
Every time my cell phone rings, the same thought always comes to mind…
This is going to cost me money.
You see, everyone is on my bank roll. My daughter, my landlord, the IRS… even my neighbors want me to cough up a few thousand dollars to pay the vet bill for our community mascot cat who got into a bloody rough and tumble with a rabid raccoon.
I’m through paying you people off, so instead of hiding my money under the mattress (my daughter looks for it there), I’m hiding it in my beer can.
Yesiree Bob, this Beer Can Secret Safe from Self Defense Devices will ensure that I keep my fortune and continue living the Miller High Life.
Statistics report that a burglar enters an American home every 14.6 seconds. The majority of burglars spend less than 6 minutes inside a victim’s house, so it’s best to avoid leaving your valuables in obvious places.
DID YOU KNOW? Thirty-four percent of burglars enter through the front door, unless they’re vampire burglars… then they have to be invited in.
This super secret safe has the cool facade of an everyday beer can, but it actually has a secret compartment that allows you to hide all of your prized valuables, from cash to jewelry or even real beer.
Protect your treasured assets in a simple gadget that costs only a tiny fraction of what you would normally pay for most home safes.
I just realized… If any common thief (or my daughter) wants a brewski, I’m screwed.
- Price: $16.95
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Edeth
Just hope that your daughter doesn’t try to do a good deed, clean the house out of the goodness of her heart, and drop this in the recycle bin!
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