The Top 10 I Pity the Fools who Fell for These April Fool’s Day Pranks
March 18, 2009
April isn’t my favorite month. I have to pay my taxes, tolerate April Showers that will hopefully bring May flowers, and deal with my cranky Catholic friends who’ve given up alcohol, chocolate, hanky panky and other necessities for Lent. Thankfully, there is one saving grace when the month of April comes around… April Fool’s Day.
Some may argue that April Fool’s Day isn’t really a holiday. Those folks have no doubt sat on one too many whoopie cushions or wet themselves from having their hands dipped in warm water every year at sleep-away camp. My advice is to get over it, or better yet… get even. Here are my top ten favorite monumental April Fool’s Day pranks that will inspire you to get out there April 1st and totally act the fool.
The Top 10 St. Patrick’s Day gifts for your friends and brethren
March 6, 2009
Let’s face it, Saint Patrick’s Day is probably the least holy of holidays, commonly marked by green beer guzzling, consequent green beer puking and strangers using your lack of green attire as an excuse to pinch your personal bits and pieces. The only folks who nay St. Paddy’s Day are those found weekly in AA. It isn’t customary to dole out gifts in honor of St. Pat, but I say spread the leprechaun love anyway with my picks for the top ten St. Paddy’s Day gifts for all ye friends and family.
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