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The Top 10 Child Stars and Role Models Gone Bad

Written by: Editorial Staff

April 8, 2009
Filed Under Celebrities 


Once upon a time, we idolized them. We wished that we could swap places with them, if only for a day. We wanted to be BFFs with them, star in their videos, sleep in their sit-com set beds and spend their trust funds. Most of all, we wanted to be popular. Just like them.

Turns out, child stars are just like us. They go through awkward growth spurts, crash their moms’ cars and screw up to epic proportions, just like we do. The only difference? When we mess up, it doesn’t end up on the cover of USWeekly. Here are the top ten childhood stars and role models gone bad, past and present. Some have long since recovered from their falls from grace… others have not.

I’m sure I’ll be hearing from their publicists either way.

10. Michael Phelps


Birth Name: Michael Fred Phelps
Claim to Fame: Olympic Swimming phenom
Offense: Pothead

For a while, Michael Phelps could do no wrong.
America’s golden boy won our hearts along with eight gold medals at the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games, swimming laps around Mark Spitz’s seven gold medal record. Appearances on “SNL” and “The Top Ten Most Fascinating People of 2008” with Barbara Walters ensued and then… it all went to pot.

Like most young men with too much fame on their hands, our hero eventually swam on over to the dark side with incriminating photos surfacing everywhere of Michael phelping pot from a bong at a South Carolina frat party. Boys will be boys, even when they’re golden boys, and Mikey made his share of public apologies, while feeling the backsplash of losing several high paying endorsement deals.

Michael is still working through his issues and took a vacation to the Caribbean to clear his head. While there he got busted once again, this time for possession of coral reefer.

9. Vanessa Hudgens


Birth Name: Vanessa Anne Hudgens
Claim to Fame: Gabriella Montez from High School Musical
Offense: Nudie pics

“High School Musical” sweetheart Vanessa Hudgens was screwed by her ex-boyfriend (not in a biblical sense) when provocative photos she sent him were mysteriously leaked online. Poor Nessa ended up showing off a lot more than her vocal instrument with a full frontal shot revealing her tambourines and triangle for all the world to see. Hudgens later apologized, claiming that she was “embarrassed over the situation” and regretted having taken the photos in the first place. The incident, however, had no effect on Vanessa’s Disney contract or her relationship with boy toy and “High School Musical” co-star Zac Efron.

In honor of Vanessa, teens across the country have convinced their drama teachers to stage all nude revivals of “Hair” for their annual High School Musicals.

8. Haley Joel Osment


Birth Name: Haley Joel Osment
Claim to Fame: The Kid from The Sixth Sense
Offense: Drunk driver

Actor Haley Joel Osment was at one time the male equivalent of female child star Dakota Fanning, appearing in every film requiring the presence of a rosy cheeked man-child who could act circles around his blockbuster adult co-stars. Sadly, an 18-year old Haley was charged with drunk driving and marijuana possession after he crashed his car while returning home from an LA concert in 2006. He suffered minor injuries physically, but the impact on his Saturn station wagon wasn’t nearly as bad as the impact on his career. It could have been the accident, it could have been puberty or it could have been his sissy girl name… I guess we’ll never know.

Thankfully Haley didn’t “See dead people” that night. If he had, he’d be looking at some serious manslaughter charges… and dead people are a lot friendlier than convicted people behind bars.

7. Jodie Sweetin


Birth Name: Jodie Lee Ann Sweetin
Claim to Fame: Stephanie Tanner on Full House
Offense: Meth Addict

We were all jealous of curly-blond haired cherubic Jodie Sweetin, the outspoken middle sis from the popular nineties sit-com Full House. At least I was. Jodie got to play full house every day with John Stamos (have mercy) and boss around both of the Olsen twins. Stephanie taught me that whenever I didn’t get my way, I only had to puff out my bottom lip and cross my arms to achieve success. Unfortunately, once the full house tenants were evicted, Jodie faced a nasty meth addiction, two divorces and a bitter custody battle with her 2nd ex husband who is desperately trying to keep Jodie away from their baby daughter Zoie. I only have two words for you Mister-

How wude.

6. Danny Bonaduce


Birth Name: Dante Daniel Bonaduce
Claim to Fame: As Danny Partridge on The Partridge family
Offense: Coke/Crackhead

Carrot topped, freckle-faced 70’s child star Danny Bonaduce had it made as the smart-alecky, wisecracking Danny Partridge on “The Partridge Family”. David Cassidy got the chicks while Danny got the zingers and every week he greeted the world with the song he was singing, beckoning us all to c’mon get happy.

I used to love you Danny, but when the Partridges stopped touring you continued to get happy, but not by singing and wearing patterned bell-bottoms. After an arrest in 1985 for possession of 50 grams of cocaine and another in 1990 when you were found at a Daytona Beach crack house, you are now biding your time as an on-air radio personality, taking steroids, weight lifting, wrestling and beating up trannies you think are female prostitutes. It may be time for another Partridge intervention.

I think I don’t love you anymore.

5. Jessica Biel


Birth Name: Jessica Claire Biel
Claim to Fame: As Mary Camden on 7th Heaven
Offense: Sinful spread

Jessica Biel got her start as Mistress Mary quite contrary on the holy family drama 7th Heaven. Playing the wholesome daughter of a preacher man for four seasons finally wore on Jess’s nerves and she rebelled against her squeaky clean image with a semi-nude cover shoot for “Gear” magazine that was far from 7th Heavenly. Still a minor at the time, Biel sparked the wrath of the shows fans and producers, not to mention the man upstairs. Her efforts to be disowned by her 7th Heaven family backfired and Aaron Spelling kept a mopey Jess around for another season.

Jessica has claimed that she regrets the Gear shoot, but considers it a learning experience. Her boyfriend, recording artist Justin Timberlake admits he looks at the images in “Gear” every so often, whenever they need to bring sexy back into their relationship.

4. Dustin Diamond


Birth Name: Dustin Neil Diamond
Claim to Fame: Samuel “Screech” Powers from Saved by the Bell
Offense: Sex tape scandal

Let’s face it, we never had high expectations for you Screech. We weren’t fans of your perm, your testicles-have-yet-to-drop vocalizations or the clownish shirt/suspender combos you donned so proudly on “Saved By the Bell”. Silly Screech, we weren’t running home from school every day to see you, we simply tolerated you while we tuned in to enjoy the escapades of Zach, Kelly, Slater, Jessie, Lisa and your other pretty peers at Bayside High School.

After Saved you found little work, tried to boost your career with a lame sex tape and only succeeded at alienating yourself even more with embarrassing appearances on B level reality joints like Celebrity Fit Club and Celebrity Boxing 2. I didn’t think you could sink any lower than selling autographed tees online in a campaign to save your home from foreclosure. Apparently you can.

Funny, I always figured Slater for the porn star.

3. Lindsay Lohan


Birth Name: Lindsay Dee Lohan
Claim to Fame: The Parent Trap
Offense: Moving Violations

Poor Lindsay. No one will hire you, you’re still confused about your sexuality, and your Mom and little sis are out pursuing embarrassingly sad reality television opportunities instead of spending quality family time with you. You wowed us all when you reprised the Haley Mills double role in “The Parent Trap” as a pair of separated identical twins that meet up at summer camp. Your British accent was commendable, your freckles adorable and a the tender age of 11, you were one redhead to watch.

Fast forward seven years and you’ve sunk pretty Lo-han. You are now notorious for being a Mean Girl behind the wheel, a regular at rehab, and pissing off your directors on set.

The Beverly Hills PD recently issued a warrant for Lindsay’s arrest in connection with her May 2007 hit-and-run and DUI allegations, but it was eventually dismissed. Lindsay claims they had the wrong girl, her British twin did it.

2. Chris Brown


Birth Name: Christopher Maurice Brown
Claim to Fame: Double Platinum Recording Artist at 16
Offense: Girlfriend beater

The day the music died for Chris Brown was ironically the day after the 2009 Grammy Awards, the day he allegedly beat and bit his girlfriend and fellow R&B artist Rihanna. Charged with felony assault and making criminal threats against the former beauty queen of Barbados, Brown says “Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired.” Following his arrest, several of his commercials were suspended, radio stations stopped playing his songs, and he withdrew from public appearances including the 2009 Grammy Awards where he was nominated for two awards and scheduled to perform.

Instead of making records you’re going to spend the rest of your life trying to clear your record Chris. If it was up to me, you’d never have another hit again. In the words of Joey Ramone, I’d like to beat on your brat with a baseball bat. Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh.

1. Cast of Diff’rent Strokes


Birth Names: Dana Plato, Todd Bridges, Gary Coleman
Claim to Fame: As Kimberly, Willis and Arnold from Diff’rent Strokes
Offenses: Multiple

These ebony and ivory siblings were living the high life in a New York penthouse with Big Daddy Mr. Drummond, but found themselves back in the slumps once they moved out of their deluxe apartment in the sky. Their combined rap sheet is more impressive than Mr. D’s stock portfolio.

Dana Plato: Posed for Playboy and porn, was busted for armed robbery and forging a Valium prescription. Died from a drug overdose.

Todd Bridges: Avoided Mr. T and Nancy Reagan’s warnings and found himself doing drugs for many years. He hates it when people ask him what he’s talkin’ bout.

Gary Coleman: Sued his folks and former manager for over one million smackers, filed for bankruptcy, charged with assault for punching a woman while working as a mall security guard, videotaped behaving badly, cited for disorderly conduct for hitting a pedestrian with his truck. The only think he hates more than being called Arnold, is being called Webster.

Insiders say it all went wrong for the Diff’rent Stroke triple threats to society when Mrs. Garret ditched them for the boarding school brats from The Facts of Life.


8 Responses to “The Top 10 Child Stars and Role Models Gone Bad”

  1. jimmy on June 23rd, 2009 8:43 am

    Dustin Diamond, what a dick.

  2. Dan Capri on November 4th, 2009 4:42 pm

    Smoking marijuana does not make someone go bad. There are studies out there that prove cigarettes and alcohol are both worse for you than marijuana. The majority of stars have done both of these and they are not considered “child stars gone bad”. Just because Michael Phelps smoked a bong does not make him a child star gone bad. Please, know your facts before you put something like this on the web.

  3. prez simmone on March 18th, 2010 10:28 am

    Children don’t know how to deal with success or anything, children need a well rounded life. They need a balance education . left to their own thinking they will fail.. what these children needed was love and some spritual resources to rely on . They all sebataged themselves. We should chain a child in the way they shoud go. Don’t let them out of their rooms until they get it right.(smile) .I’m thinking about them and praying the best. I love children acting. I pray for sound judgement and wisdom to keep them doing their best.

  4. JISM on August 15th, 2010 1:07 am


  5. Cody LaMaze on March 5th, 2011 6:11 pm

    @Dan Capri somebody likes to smoke weed and yes it is as bad as both combined. Move to Cali pothead

  6. Reason on October 5th, 2011 11:17 am

    @Dan It might not be bad for you but it’s still illegal.. Think about that…

  7. Tony D. on December 19th, 2011 11:20 pm

    @ cody and reason, ur both preaching about something that someone or something has feed into ur head, just because u hear that its bad dosent mean its bad, and just because certian people have made it illegal dosent mean it should be illegal, i personally know that alchol, cigs, even coffee are worse for you then weed as far as addiction and heath go, ya, weed does alter ur mind but if eveybody where to accept it, it would be abused less, and people wouldnt have to sneak around to do it, if it where legal then they could do it in there house under a safe enviorment, sorry if you cant look at someone elses point of view, or if ur one of those people that if someone says it then its gotta be true then u really need to live life, because u only get one and im not going to let some bull laws ruin it for me, im going to do wat i want, no matter wat because if i die tommarow im gunna know that i didnt let nothing hold me ack and i lived my life to the fullest !!!!!!!!

  8. C on January 13th, 2012 3:52 am

    Smoking pot is not harmful, the government has spread propaganda telling people that it causes “mental illness” and that it’s a “gateway drug” when these things are completely untrue. I smoke pot occasionally and I have NEVER wanted to swap that for any dangerous drugs! The only thing smoking pot leads to is the pantry! Don’t forget, alcohol used to be prohibited by the government and people who bought and sold it became criminals because of an unjust law. Cigarettes actually kill people because they are that bad for your health and the government make the cigarette companies carry warning signs stating such on their cigarette packets which are completely legal and available at the bloody corner store. Marijuana has never caused a death and yet it is still illegal. It doesn’t make any sense.