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Valentine’s day jokes

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? I'm stuck on you!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? I’m stuck on you!

Children love to laugh!  What better way to keep children entertained on Valentine?s Day, than with a collection of Valentine?s Day jokes.  Books of children?s jokes, puns, riddles and word games are an ideal Valentine?s Day gift for young ones. 

Valentine?s Day themed jokes are also wonderful inscriptions that children may wish to add to any Valentine?s cards they give to friends, classmates, teachers, babysitters or relatives.  If you plan to spend time creating homemade Valentine?s Day cards and crafts with children, encourage them to incorporate Valentine?s Day jokes, puns and riddles. 

Believe it or not, there is extensive medical and scientific evidence to attest that laughter can actually improve health by enhancing mood,  increasing the body?s production of antibodies and thereby boosting the immune system, ultimately promoting emotional resilience.

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Furthermore, Valentine?s Day jokes are a sure way to brighten the gray, cold days of February, a time of winter when people are at risk for seasonal affective disorder, depression and lowered immune systems.

Here is a list of funny, clean, Valentine?s Day jokes to share with children.  If you are seeking a larger compilation of jokes or puns for children, be sure to peruse the humor section of a bookstore, or visit your local library.


Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

Q:  What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
A:  I Love Ewe!

Q:  What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
A:  I’m stuck on you!

Q:  What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
A:  Forget-me-nuts.

Q:  Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A:  Because it couldn’t get a date.

Q:  What did one light bulb say to the other?
A:  I love you a whole watt!

Q:  What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A:  Hog and kisses!

Q:  What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A:  I find you very attractive.

Q:  What did one pickle say to the other?
A:  You mean a great dill to me.

Q:  What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
A:  I love you a ton!

Q:  What did one snake say to the other snake?
A:  Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.

Q:  What did one oar say to the other?
A:  Can I interest you in a little row-mance?


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