Urban baby clothes - clothes for hip, urban babies

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Urban baby clothes for your nursing baby boy

All of my girlfriends are having babies. There are so many of them, they’re outnumbering us adults at parties. Seriously, we’re partying with kegs of milk instead of beer. In fact, two dear friends of mine have just given birth to a pair of happy, handsome baby boys less than 24 hours apart… which means, Auntie Samara is spending her next paycheck on some cool baby gifts for the new boys on the block. I’ve always had a fondness for onesies, and this urban hip baby onesie from Psycho Baby brings back memories of meeting my current boyfriend. “I’m a Boob Man” were the first words he ever said to me. Instead of having me at “Hello”, he had me at “Boob.”

Give your breastfeeding little man the urban baby clothes that will set him apart at Day care with this rocking black onesie that advertises his preferences for boobs over bottle, right there on his tiny little chest. Available in two sizes for both 3 to 6 month old boob men and 6 to 12 month old boob men. If they made adult sized onesies, I’d get one for my little Boob Man at home.

Don’t forget to accessorize with the coordinating Boob Man beanie, Boob Man bib and Boob Man pacifier.

I am Boob Man, hear me suckle.


- Sizes 3-6 months or 6-12 months
- 100% cotton
- Machine Washable
- Price: $23

DID YOU KNOW? Breastfed baby boys score higher on cognitive and IQ tests when they’re school age, as well as visual acuity tests. They also pick up more chicks at bars.

*Find even more cool baby items at Psycho Baby!

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